Does anyone know where I can find a map of springfield (not where it is, but a map of the town itself)
Thanks
Mr D
Map of Springfield?
Jul 25, 2001, 10:17 AM ET31 posts by 10 posters
31 posts
Theodore G. Paulakis wrote:
i prefer "no one knows where springfield is, YOU CLOD!"
On Wed, 25 Jul 2001, dave h. wrote:
I prefer "Nobody knows where Springfield is. Well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage.... You sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement,... you whining hypocritical toadies with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic secret handshakes.
You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy stinking knees and begged me!"
(Thanks to http://www.montypython.net for complete quote)
/ Kristian
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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
The only thing worse than being witty is not being witty...
...I wish I hadn't said that.
On Wed, 25 Jul 2001, The Rack wrote:
Oh, but you did, Rack. You did.
/ Kristian
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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
I merely meant...
...that... your majesty shines out like a shaft of gold, while all else is black...
On Thu, 26 Jul 2001, The Rack wrote:
-Your Majesty, you're like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top. -I beg your pardon? -Um... It was one of Rack's.
/ Kristian
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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
is
It was *not*!
Come on, Racky!
"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father reeked of elderberries.
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
You sit there on your
There's a trick. How the ass are we supposed to squeeze our blackheads when we are sitting on them, asshead?
On Wed, 25 Jul 2001, That Guy wrote:
I don't much like the tone of your voice.
(shoots him)*BLAM!*
Right, let's have a ding dong.
(Thanks once again, http://www.montypython.net !)
- Seriously, though. The text you were referring to is quoted excerpts from a famous sketch made by a British comedian act called 'Monty Python' which was conceived, written and performed in 1970.
I suggest you learn more about Monty Python and other classic comedy acts before you start a flame-spree. Outbursts such as this makes you look ignorant.
/ Kristian
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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
when
ROFL! You call that a flame? You're a little oversensitive, aren't you? In addition, I'd have to say the term "ignorant" fits you better than I, dingleberry. Look up the word "facetious" in the dictionary. And have a great diddly-day!
"That Guy" wrote in message news:Ix287.3$1%[email]...
It's DINGLEBERRY picking season!
On Fri, 27 Jul 2001, That Guy wrote:
I know of ROTFL, but this is unknown to me. Can anyone help me out?
Okay, I'll admit I didn't think of it as a flame, but I couldn't sense any humour in your post. That, along with the content, made me react the way I did. I'm sure you didn't intend for me to react that way, but your reply *was* a bit odd. If you were offended by my post, I apologize.
In no way do I understand why this makes you think I'm ignrorant. And I didn't call you ignorant. I just said that if you reply like that it will make you *look* ignorant. Big difference. Big difference.
/ Kristian
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|d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska H�gskolan) | |d99, Computer Science, Royal Institute of Technology | +-------------------------------------------------------+
"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
a
Which was the first episode that had a monkey with subtitles?
On Mon, 30 Jul 2001, That Guy wrote:
Oh.... I see. Right.
/ Kristian
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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...
Very good! I didn't think you'd get it.
On Wed, 1 Aug 2001, That Guy wrote:
That fellow at "Radio Shack" said I was mad - but who's mad NOW!? Ah-hahahahaaaa!
/ Kristian
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"dave h." wrote in message news:[email]...
Ooo. Snappy answer. Thank you, Mad Magazine?
"The Rack" wrote in message news:9_F77.60$[email]...
The Al-ighty Ollar? Oh, I get it. Heh heh heh.
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
drmusic wrote:
do you get jokes?
The Virtual Springfield CD Rom (mmm . . . seedy rom) has a quite nice map of Springfield. Dave
"Mr D" wrote in message news:txA77.1308$c13.15063@NewsReader...
but
Speaking of the Virtual Springfield CD Rom, I recently downloaded a copy of VS; (Not to be confused with VD); from the program kazaa. I also downloaded a number of Simpsons and Futurama episodes. www.kazaa.com
The Platypus is the lowest order of mamalian life, It has a multi-purpose orifice and no teats, Every year 13 platipi are killed for their ducklike bills.
On Wed, 25 Jul 2001, Pray For Mojo wrote:
I'm curious, when you downloaded it from Kazaa, how did you go about installing it? When I try to run it, it gives me an error and refuses to extract it.
"Scott Weaver" wrote in message news:[email]...
map of
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"John Winter" wrote in message news:r_787.28309$[email]...
If you're running a debugger (SoftIce... or something) it won't install. At least Morpheus won't (pretty much the same as KaZaa). Just one idea. I had to disable SoftIce for Morpheus to run.
Actually I was refering to Virtual Springfield, I've had Kazaa for a while now (man I love that program). When you download it, it's a self-extracting RAR file, but it refuses to extract.
"The Rack" wrote in message news:%4887.190$[email]...
to
At
"John Winter" wrote in message news:Sa887.28381$[email]...
self-extracting
Do you have all the pieces of the .rar archive? Sometimes, there are more to DL like .r01 .r02 .r03 files. Other than that, I'm not sure what the problem would be.
On Fri, 27 Jul 2001, John Winter wrote:
It's an ISO file. You have to burn it to a CD then the CD should run like a normal CD Rom game. You can't use it directly from the file. At least the file I downloaded was an ISO file. I can only assume that yours was as well, so if you do not have a CD burner or access to one, sorry to say but the file is not going to be of any use to you.
wrote in message
Yeah, I know what an ISO is and whatnot, but the file was an .exe file (all software files from Kazaa must be this) with the self-extracting RAR icon, but when I run it the archive won't extract. "Scott Weaver" wrote in message news:[email]...
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it
On Fri, 27 Jul 2001, John Winter wrote:
I don't know what to tell you about this. The file that I got when I downloaded it was an ISO file. I have had problems with zip files that I have downloaded from Kazaa. I would say try and download it again and see if you can find a different file extension.
There was (or is) one on thesimspons.com, as a part of their Quimby 2000 (and 2001 it seems) theme, but it was not very usefull, and obviously made in less than 30 seconds.