Alt Tv Rewind

KelekaJul 14, 2003, 1:24 PM ET

After watching last nights episode that featured two good quotes from Ralph: 'You smell like dead bunnies" and 'I'm a brick!' I was wondering what everyone's favourite Ralph quotes were. There only Raplp quote list I've found is from 1997. There are some good quotes after that I'm sure.

Keleka

Chris FewerJul 14, 2003, 5:27 PM ET↩ Keleka

"Keleka" wrote in message news:[email]...

I bent my wookie.

No, seriously, I bent my wookie.

Shaun HillJul 14, 2003, 5:41 PM ET↩ Chris Fewer

Chris Fewer wrote:

You bent your bipedal humanoid covered in fur with retractable claws used for climbing?

Duff ManJul 14, 2003, 7:13 PM ET↩ Shaun Hill

"Shaun Hill" wrote in message news:bsFQa.1893$[email]...

Not a Simpsons fan, huh?

James AllenJul 14, 2003, 10:10 PM ET↩ Chris Fewer

A thread of Ralph Wiggum quotes, eh? What a novel idea.

Here's a good place to start:

http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html

-"I'm a gulch!"

Cynically DepressedJul 14, 2003, 9:57 PM ET↩ Keleka

In article , [email] (Keleka) wrote:

Can't go wrong with the classic: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

ImajikaJul 15, 2003, 12:06 AM ET↩ Keleka

Oh wow! There are so many good quotes from Ralph!

Here are a few off the top of my head (don't get mad if I don't get them word for word!):

That's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.

I'm a gulch!

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Eww Daddy! This tastes like Grandma!

5. When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a caterpillar.I love you Principal Skinner!

They taste like burning!

At my house we call them "Uh-Ohs."

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

Arturo FuenteJul 15, 2003, 8:44 AM ET↩ Imajika

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I found a moon rock in my nose!

This snowflake tastes like fishsticks

Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad

Park LuckJul 16, 2003, 2:37 PM ET↩ Arturo Fuente

"I got carsick in your office."

evan

Alan HamiltonJul 19, 2003, 2:40 AM ET↩ Park Luck

"Remember the time you saw Snagglepuss?" "He was going to the bathroom."

dougalJul 26, 2003, 6:03 AM ET↩ Alan Hamilton

Alan Hamilton wrote in message news:...

My favourite is "I have two owies".

Michael BlakeSep 2, 2003, 10:17 PM ET↩ Arturo Fuente

"Arturo Fuente" wrote in message news:[email]...

My cat's breath tastes like cat food

~ Tony ~Sep 3, 2003, 9:45 AM ET↩ Michael Blake

Me fail Engalish? Thats unpossible!

Umm...Miss Hoover...my worm went into my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one? (Miss Hoover) There are no more...Just put down your head and go to sleep. (Ralph) Oh boy! Sleep! Thats where I'm a Viking!

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

Scott BloomfieldSep 3, 2003, 4:56 PM ET↩ ~ Tony ~

[email] (~ Tony ~) wrote in message news:...

Can't decide between "He [Snagglepuss] was going to the bathroom!" and "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"...so I'll ignore both of 'em and go with the straightforward "I'm Idaho!"

PhilSep 4, 2003, 9:19 AM ET↩ ~ Tony ~

"~ Tony ~" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yes, but what man can tame her?

Phil

Duff ManSep 4, 2003, 10:40 PM ET↩ Phil

"Phil" wrote in message news:bj7e1g$a5j$[email]...

That doesn't count. That was so not Ralph's voice...

~ Tony ~Sep 5, 2003, 9:45 AM ET↩ Duff Man

who does the voice of Ralph Wiggum?

"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields

Park LuckSep 5, 2003, 12:16 PM ET↩ ~ Tony ~

Some broad.

evan

Tieus AlbertSep 5, 2003, 5:08 PM ET↩ ~ Tony ~

PhilSep 5, 2003, 8:02 PM ET↩ Tieus Albert

"Tieus Albert" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

with Nelson.

Nelson? Aha! So it DOES count.

-Phil

RohanSep 10, 2003, 12:42 AM ET↩ Phil

Here's one from Moe, keeping within the spirit of funny lines: "I'm gonna drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific!"

Rohan

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"Tieus Albert" wrote in message news:[email]...

news:...

with Nelson.

Nelson? Aha! So it DOES count.

-Phil

Park LuckSep 3, 2003, 12:37 PM ET↩ Michael Blake

That's "smells" like cat food.

evan

HinaJul 19, 2003, 7:50 PM ET↩ Keleka

In article , [email] (Keleka) writes:

To anyone who is a fan of Ralph Wiggam lines, I have an audio clip of a whole ton of his quotes. Anyone interested, lemee know! ~~~hina~~~~

sly514Jul 22, 2003, 12:52 AM ET↩ Hina

"Go Banana!" 5F11 (1998) That one still cracks me up whenever I think about it Hina wrote in message news:[email]...

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Chris ®Jul 22, 2003, 10:44 AM ET↩ Keleka

My personal faves:

- I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

Oh boy, a practice stab! (stabs self with sword)

Smell you later Bart. Smell you later forever (as an adult)

Princial Skinner, I got carsick in your office

It tastes like BURNING!

So, um.....do you like stuff?

I got a moonrock in my nose

"grin"....."tinkle" (not exactly a quote)

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!

Look Big Daddy, it's regular daddy

Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

I start fires!

And my personal favorite:

Go banana! (funnier in context).

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me" - General George S. Patton.

John R. RybockJul 23, 2003, 11:54 AM ET↩ Chris ®

On Tue, 22 Jul 2003 10:44:30 -0400 (EDT), [email] (Chris ®) wrote:

Thet's where I see the Leprachaun... He tells me to burn things.

(after being paralyzed by a jellyfish and floating out to see) "I'm going to Africa, where I'll see elephants and lions and giraffes and antelope...." (fade over the horizon)

The Digital DragonJul 28, 2003, 9:03 PM ET↩ Chris ®

It sounds like the sort of thing he'd say but Ralp Wiggam didn't actually say that, it was one of the kids in the "special" group from the episode where Homer goes to work for Mr.Scorpio.

Don BoringJul 29, 2003, 6:09 PM ET↩ The Digital Dragon

On 29 Jul 2003 01:03:09 GMT, [email] (The Digital Dragon) wrote:

No! It was in one of the episodes where Ralph Wiggam is 'visited' by a little elf, At the end of one of the episodes, and tells Ralph to Burn the house down. As I recall.

DB

Alan HamiltonJul 30, 2003, 11:22 PM ET↩ Don Boring

On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 15:09:33 -0700, DB wrote:

"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things!" was the Wiggum line. At the end of the Leprechaun appears to Ralph and says, "You've done fine, laddie. Now you know what you have to do: burn the house down! Burn 'em all!"

blake murphyJul 31, 2003, 12:52 PM ET↩ Don Boring

On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 15:09:33 -0700, DB wrote:

i always thought that the creature was a leprechaun.

your pal, blake

Jacob FruehlingAug 10, 2003, 1:09 AM ET↩ blake murphy

Oh come on! Everyone knows Leprechauns are extinct!

Jacob

Aaron HirshbergJul 22, 2003, 11:03 AM ET↩ Keleka

[email] (Keleka) wrote in message news:...

Who in the hell is Ralph Wiggam?

Space

TCSJul 22, 2003, 1:17 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg