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SURVIVE-or-DIE! (A full length Simpsons Movie)
By Dana L Goudreault --------------------------------------------------------- (PART ONE)
PLUTON-a-LIFE presents SURVIVE-or-DIE!
FOX TV comes up with a brand new reality TV show and decides Springfield is the ideal location to film it. Mr. Burns supplies the prize money as well as sponsorship for the show with his patented Highly Enriched Diet water called "Pluton-a-Life" and ingeniously enters the survival contest as well, partnered with Smithers against 14 other Springfield residents divided into groups of two. It's an all new, out-wit, out-play, out-gross survival contest tailor made for FOX TV. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------ (PART TWO)
A Match made in Heaven...Goes to Hell.
Patty & Selma team up with their new loves to tackle a problem Survive or Die would never dare take on...watching someone else's kids for a week! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------- (PART THREE)
Who's the Boss?
Bart & Lisa try getting the upperhand over their "Overwhelmed" adult supervisors...the octuplets lend more than a helping hand. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- (PART FOUR)
Who wants to be a...TV Host?
Regis Philbin steps up to host the show, but will he survive the introductions? Homer wanders off before the first meeting and everyone gets "ticked off" looking for him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------- (PART FIVE)
This war is over in a "Jiffy".
The survivors compete in a game of "WAR" and Milhouse earns some respect in a "Jiffy". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------ (PART SIX)
Stop clowning around Clown!
Krusty continuosly annoys the other men with body noises only a clown could emit...and the games become a lot more challenging. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------ (PART SEVEN)
Oh,GOD....I am GOD!
One of the hosts helps himself to a little drink and with the press of a button, Survive or Die becomes all too real...meanwhile, Carl, Lisa & Bart try to deal with a potential Meltdown at the Power Plant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (PART EIGHT)
Lions & Tigers & Peaches...Oh MY!
The citizens of Springfield try to survive the onslaught of all the released wild animals from Survive or Die...and Homer garners some much needed praise when he "accidently" lands a pile of fish. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------ (PART NINE)
This is a job for...Superman?
A showdown at the Simpsons home has the house surrounded by wild animals, with people trapped both inside the house and inside the car parked in the driveway...are you up there Superman? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- (PART TEN)
Survive or Die comes down to "The NearlyDead"
Homer and Marge fail miserably in the final game and are forced to come up with their own way of getting across Springfield Gorge and into Victory Circle. The BIG MONEY winner comes as a complete surprise...D'0h!