The Juice

... is no longer on the loose (sign of relief)

... is no longer on the loose (sigh of relief)

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F20.html

``I Can't Believe They Invented It!''

   Hello, everybody, I'm Troy McClure, star of such films as ``P is
for Psycho''
   and ``The President's Neck is Missing''.

As usual, the inventor is Dr. Nick Riviera. His latest creation is an orange juice squeezer called the ``Juice Loosener''. Homer orders one.

OJ Needs to order one, too.

Mr. Museum

On Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:02:30 -0700, "[email]" wrote:

Sorry, Johnny Cochran is still dead.

Robert Blake, however, is still on the loose! Same crime (charged with killing his wife), same verdict (not guilty), and he was acquitted by an all-white jury (where's Marcia Clark and her whining that "blacks can't be objective" now?). Everyone should be terrified! The Blake is STILL on the loose!

I don't know whether OJ and Robert Blake are guilty or not since I wasn't there when the murders happened, but all these people who just KNOW OJ is guilty even though they weren't there either, should have testified at the trial. With this many witnesses (who weren't present at the crime) he surely would have been convicted, wouldn't he?

Wonder if OFF will ever make any Robert Blake jokes? (OFF is still my favorite show but I am really sick of hearing about OJ in ANY context, even on my favorite show. I wish he'd kill himself so people would SHUT UP about his ass.)

Robert Blake's in my fart! Ray Jay funny or Robert Blake funny? They would have to ignore all the Blake DNA evidence, and of course that would be downright nutty. I better stop reading and ranting in this thread now before I have to fill up the swear jar. The Blake is STILL on the loose...The Blake is STILL on the loose...

If he killed himself, it would only get worse.

OJ has been on OFF. Robert Blake has not. That is why we never discuss him. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

In other news, Tito Fuentes was just arrested for armed robbery in Las Vegas. He and some other guys broke into a hotel room to steal some, ... Phil Spector memorabilia!

BTW, Phil Spector, ... is he guilty? And more importantly, that woman he murdered. Have you ever seen a picture of her or a movie she was in where she had her clothes ON?

Mr. Museum

wrote in message news:[email]...

All I know is, he sure as hell LOOKS guilty. Or rather, the demon wearing Phil Spector's decaying skin looks guilty.