The 30 Best Characters On The Simpsons Are:

May 30, 2002, 6:14 PM ET11 posts by 11 posters
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Cult of Ralph Wiggum
  • Ralph Wiggum
  • Rod & Todd
  • Comic Book Guy
  • Hans Moleman
  • Dr. Nick Riviera
  • Homer
  • Lionel Hutz (R.I.P.)
  • Mr. Burns
  • Krusty the Klown
  • Ned Flanders
  • Professor Frink
  • Troy McClure (R.I.P.)
  • Police Chief Clancy Wiggum
  • Grampa Simpson
  • Smithers
  • Itchy and Scratchy
  • DUFFMAN
  • Kent Brockman
  • Patty and Selma
  • Principal Skinner
  • Groundskeeper Willy
  • Pimple Faced Kid
  • Nelson Muntz
  • Barney Gumble (before he became sober and useless)
  • Mayor Quimby
  • Jasper
  • Jimbo Jones
  • Uter
  • Sideshow Bob
  • Gil

Comic Book Guy says: "WORST...LIST...EVER..."

BazillaCult of Ralph Wiggum

Ahem, it's 31 then!

Idiot!

Bazilla

"I hope that one day America can be more like Endor, where the Ewoks live. They have trees and Ewoks and barbeques, which is why I like Endor more than America." http://www.geocities.com/bazboy666/Bazillapage.html
ALewis525Bazilla

Itchy and Scratchy were together too...so that's 32. I saw the same thing but didn't say anything. ;-)

Austin

KellyALewis525

On 31 May 2002 08:26:41 GMT, [email] (ALewis525) wrote:

Also Patty and Selma. So it's 33.

Isn't it also kind of hard to believe that Rod, Jimbo and the pimple faced kid make the cut but BART doesn't.

Worst.. post.. ever.

Nate in H-townKelly

"Kelly" wrote in message news:[email]...

thing but

Maybe they should have 34. I'm Bart Simpson.

DUFFMAN HAS ARRIVEDBazilla

"Bazilla" wrote in message news:[email]...

IT'S ACTUALLY 33 YOU BOZO! DUFFMAN GIVES DORKS LIKE YOU WEDGIES!

IDIOT!

Jedah And SonansCult of Ralph Wiggum

Cult of Ralph Wiggum wrote in message news:svxJ8.14785$[email]...

DUFFMAN NEEDS TO BE MUCH HIGHER, JUST LIKE YOU WOULD BE WHEN DRINKING SWEET, SWEET DUFF! OHHHHHHHH YEAH!!!

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jimCult of Ralph Wiggum

rod and todd are in front off homer?? you fag

"Cult of Ralph Wiggum" wrote in message news:svxJ8.14785$[email]...

Burns for Pres.jim

"jim" wrote in message news:5bTJ8.927$%[email]...

Wow, that's one winning personality you've got there, Jimbo!

DiscoStuCult of Ralph Wiggum

You know your just asking for trouble with this thing.... and why is Professor Frink not in first!?!?! Either him or Gill maybe....

RehabDiscoStu

You couldn't do it without any of them, but here's my list:

1.Lionel Hutz "I rest my case, ....., case closed" 2.Homer "..i guess everything is wrapped up in a nice neat package" 3.Mayor Quimby "..BTW this is not my wife but i am sleeping with her" 4.Chalmers "..Aurara Bolalis, at this time, in your kitchen? can i see it?" 5.Dr. Nick "..this man has a case of transdentalelectromacide" 6.Duffman "..duffman is thrusting in the direction..." 7.Grandpa Simpson "..well, most of it; but i did wear a dress in the 30's.." 8.Pimple faced kid "..uhh, i'll have to check with the manager" 9.Gill "..aww, i've been working on the (forget the name) estate for 20 years" 10.Uter "..i reckon i can giveya a lift " 11.Principal Skinner "..johnny, johnny, JOHNNY" 12.Mr. Burns "..Well, i hope you bring back lots of pictures" 13.Smithers "..I'm sorry sir, but we can't take pictures at this resort" 14.Chief Wiggum "..let that be a lesson to the rest of you...nuts" 15.Krusty "..I coulda pulled something better outta my a....HEY HEY" 16.Comic Book Guy "..i've wasted my life" 17.Ralph Wiggum "..my cat's breath smells like cat food" and the rest...

**** please note: quotes aren't exact, as i wanted to put them all on one line for cromulent readability!

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