Let's just put this to bed now.....

Jan 5, 2003, 9:05 PM ET20 posts by 18 posters
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Wavking

You can't figure out what state they are coming from based on clues (I know, I tried)

While driving to Orlando, Skinner passes a sign for Orlando 2653 miles. The closest to that figure would be Springfield, Oregon at 3200 miles. OK, MAYBE he took off and saw the sign 300+ miles down the road. But that means he still drove the whole thing in ....what.... one day?

Humor always dies on the operating table You can't dissect it

JD44C8/USAWavking

["Wavking"; Mon, 06 Jan 2003 02:05:40 GMT]

Ah, the things he'll do for love.

JD44C8/USA
Greg K.Wavking

In article , "Wavking" wrote:

Weren't they banned from Florida?

pipianGreg K.

No, let's just say that everything in the scully era was a dream...

BillyGreg K.

A few things:

1) Skinner couldn't have gone very far when he saw that sign because he picked up his mother on the way.

2) Yes, they were banned from the state of Florida. It would have been funny if that cop or judge from the spring break episode was chasing them out of the state at the end of the episode. But the writing sucks and they always seem to contradict things from previous episodes. Oh well.

3) And they mentioned Substitute Teacher of the Year. C'mon, that had Peggy Hill written all over it! Would've been a good chuckle at least if she made a cameo.

4) The only funny part of this episode was when Skinner said "This is worse than what I did in Nam", and in the flashback he eats a cupcake that were for officers only.

"Greg K." wrote in message news:...

ExatronBilly

Billy wrote:

No, they weren't. They simply aren't welcome there.

That was one of the funy parts, but by no means the only one.

Exatron "Observe everything, remember even more." - Hound The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein
weapon.cdnBilly

"Billy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Who cares? This isn't fucking Star Trek...

Michael Byron BaerBilly

In article ,

What about the part where Bart thinks of all the eligible males in Springfield, getting more and more ridiculous with each one? I know it was sort of done in The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons, but this was so ridiculous that I laughed harder than I can ever remember laughing at a Simpsons gag. And that's saying something!

Michael

bulldogMichael Byron Baer

On Tue, 7 Jan 2003 01:21:56 +0000 (UTC), [email] (Michael Byron Baer)

I think it's saying you were smoking some really kind bud for this episode.

UserGoogolGreg K.

"Greg K." wrote in message news:...

Disney is a higher authority than the State of Florida. Even in mere Epcot.

DaveGreg K.

yep, I remember the "X" on FL....

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fugitiveguyWavking

On Sun, 5 Jan 2003 21:05:40 -0500, "Wavking" wrote:

How do you know it was Orlando, Florida? They never said Florida. It could be some Canadian (or Mexican or Californian) Orlando ripoff.

Entropyfugitiveguy

in the ep where lisa camps out in a tree to save it, from the top she looks out and sees the gateway arch in st. louis, another ep. grandpa has a flag with 49 stars 'cause i ain't reconizing that missoura' could springfield be in missouri or are there lots of those archs all over the place?

[email] wrote:

DarksaberEntropy

Yes, but in that same episode with Lisa, she also see the Hollywood sign, the Eiffel Tower, and also i belive the staue of liberty, so don't go thinking the mystery is soved just yet

Entropy wrote:

Internet KingDarksaber

Darksaber wrote in message news:...

People are still arguing this? This question will never be solved, it's like asking the square root of a million. Nobody knows. Sincerely, Little Girl

KSimsarianInternet King

In the end, they will unequivocally say that Springfield is in Oregon. They will do this just to get the final one-up on you.alt. K.

bulldogInternet King

On 8 Jan 2003 11:59:04 -0800, [email] (Internet King)

square root of 1 million == 1000.

bulldogEntropy

On Tue, 07 Jan 2003 10:51:21 -0500, Entropy

If grandpa isn't recognizing missoura' as a state, and they live there, he would hardly be waving an American flag, would he?

And those arches are a lot more common than you seem to think.

James Q. MorrisseyWavking

know,

no, let's put THIS to bed: the simpsons don't live in ANY state. They. are. fucking. fictional.

JQM