I'm looking for Simpson's quotes where one of the characters mentions pants. The few I have so far:
[Homer answers the door wearing a paper sack] ..."I have misplaced my pants."
Comic Book Guy ..."Come back! Those are prescription pants!"
Moe the bartender ..."Aaah, they think they're so high and mighty just because they've never been caught driving without wearing pants."
Anyone know of any others?
** Captain Infinity
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Homer: "Lisa, am I wearing pants?" <Lisa looks down> Lisa: "Yes."
Homer: I hope he tells us to burn our pants.. these things are driving me nuts!
and later...
Homer: Don't you hate pants?
Anthony Haines wrote: :Captain Infinity wrote in :news:[email]:
:CBG: "Now make like my pants, and split!"
I recollect Homer sitting on the sofa reading "Blue Pants Monthly," with a picture of the eponymous garment on the cover.
Al Wesolowsky wrote:
Homer: "Don't you hate pants?" --"The Last Temptation of Krust" (5F10) (iirc there were several funny quotes involving pants in this ep)
Man: "Do us a favor. Invent yourself some underpants" --"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" (5F21)
There was one on channel four recently where Moe was asked to pour cocktail onions down his pants
Jentheteenwitch wrote:
That'd be "Lisa the Treehugger (CABF01)" - it was immortalized in song!
Any SNPP wannabes (or alreadyares) want to compile a new list?
Abe: Shame on you, boy! Now put some damn pants on, then pull 'em down! 'Cause it's time for a spanking! --"D'oh-in in the Wind" (AABF02)
Al Wesolowsky wrote in message news:...
Let's make litter out of this literatus!
Space Mvsevm
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Bart: "Ah free and easy, Lis. Nothin' like an unfurnished basement for pure comfort....."
Lisa: ".....and what makes your voice high and squeaky?" Bart: "Tight binding underwear?"
(Both from ep 3F08 "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming")
Sea Captain: Something about protecting the valuable cargo Seaman: "You mean the hot pants?" Sea Captain: "Aye, the hot pants."
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"Lousy Church pants." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - <music> "Who wears short-shorts?" Homer <singing> "I wear short-shorts." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "I don't beleive it! Now my pants are chaffing me!" - Jimbo Jones - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Hey Grampa, how'd you take off your underwear without takin' off your pants?"
Homer: Where are my pants? Marge: You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again. [2F07] "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Also, Fox airs "No Pants Island" [DABF16] "The Frying Game"
In [RT56OG], Bart says: "Dad, why the hell are you wearing Xino Kiner's pants?"
Space Mvsevm
Bart films "The Eternal Struggle", Homer trying to put on pants.
Homer: I hope he tells us to burn our pants.. these things are driving me nuts!
Homer: Don't you hate pants?
M@
In the episode where the corporations took over the church, when Homer was building the rocket for Bart and Milhouse, (approximately) ...
Homer: Science? Bart: No, dad, pie pants. Homer: Mmmmm, pie pants.
Lucky for me, this episode was on WFXT at 7:30 pm EST last night. Space Mvsevm
Captain Infinity wrote in message news:...
There was an episode where Bart was wearing a funny pair of pants and he said that they were part of his "Captain Infinity" costume.
Space Mvsevm
Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie Aaron Hirshberg is about to speak:
That seems unlikely. I'm not wearing any pants.
** Captain Infinity
"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...
Even more unlikely is that there was once (upon a time) a site devoted to not wearing any pants.
http://web.archive.org/web/20010520163456/http://www.ihavenopants.com/
Which just goes to prove that *everything* will appear on the internet, at least once, eventually. And sometimes even twice.
(The domain is now for sale, btw, Cap ;)
TK
On 4 Dec 2004 02:51:19 GMT, Tim Weaver wrote:
I once saw Donald Duck and friends singing "Doin' the No Pants Dance" on the Disney Channel.
Pod>I once saw Donald Duck and friends singing "Doin' the No Pants Dance" Pod>on the Disney Channel.
"You don't need pants for the victory dance" according to I R Baboon.
On 4 Dec 2004 13:35:47 GMT, [email] (Arthur Levesque) wrote:
I loved IM Weasel. I don't know why it got cancelled. It was one of the few cartoons that I liked to watch.
"few?" I can name at least one more you like to watch...
"Podkayne Fries" wrote in message news:[email]...
Baboon.
Captain Infinity wrote in message news:...
"Pants and pants- what is 'pants?' "
What is it with superheroes and their aversion to pants:
http://www.seanbaby.com/super.htm
***** The Joker in the Eeeeeeevil Cabal Deck of Cards.
By Grabthar's Hammer, by Pollock's Putty Knife, by the sparkling, refreshing Screwdriver of Smirnoff- YOU SHALL BE QUOTED!!!!!!
Theyre selling counterfit jeans out of my car hole!
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Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie Serok42 is about to speak:
Who said that?
** Captain Infinity
Homer said it...in the episode where Marge became a com and the one armed guy who owns the army surplus store was selling counterfit jeans out of Homer's garage
Ohhhh la de da mister french man.........
Serok
Let try this agian...when Marge became a Cop
In the "Stan Lee never left" episode, after Homer got dipped in the green paint and went beserk, Bart said: "Good thing his pants stayed on!", or something to that effect.
Space Mvsevm
"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote in message news:[email]...
"She'll see through me like Grandma's underwear!" - Bart ("Lisa The Beauty Queen")
Captain Infinity wrote:
Bart: "Look Lisa, I'm Baron von Chickenpants!"
Or, not quite pant related: Homer: "You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel."
"Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:_Qcsd.175047$cJ3.74875@fed1read06...
hehehe i like that one. It's one of my favourite quotes :-) I've even had the chance to use it before.....
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Homer, while attending Klown Kollege (no, not Princeton), preens while trying on school-issued fat pants, and says he's never had a pair of pants fit so well.
HoJu wrote:
"What the? Those are supposed to be baggy pants. Baggy pants!"
Bart: Dad, you ate all the free samples. Now you're eating men's slacks.
"Andy" wrote in message news:4PDsd.46351$[email]...
"One thing I never get is, Donald Duck never wears pants, but when you see him get out of the shower, he always has a towel around his waist..."
Oh wait a minute - that was on "Friends"........
No, you were probably thinking of the law requiring ducks to wear long pants.
Jerry P. www.joecoodryette.com
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"Jerry P." wrote in message news:[email]...
see
pants.
Yeah that too :-)
May I ask why?
"Captain Infinity" wrote in message news:[email]...
Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie paul.spooner3 is about to speak:
No.
** Captain Infinity
paul.spooner3 wrote:
Good, debatably clean fun.
I find it amusing that it took this long for someone to ask why... Everyone just innocently answers, but only Andy had the curiosity to wonder why anybody would want a list of pants references...
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David Angelovich wrote:
Power off, Einstein.
How about that episode where Homer gets into the baby safety business. He saw his good deeds announced on the news and he sings his version of The Safety Dance "You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants".
Captain Infinity wrote:
When Homer fakes his death by falling off the waterfall and getting sucked into the Dam, the newspaper headline reads "Man loses pants, life".
"Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:bTUtd.177983$cJ3.92046@fed1read06...
"Oh, those friendly beavers will save him" "Wait! Those beavers are <not sure....something missing here> , and stealing his pants!"