boourns!!!

burns has to be one of the funniest characters in the simpsons. what are your favourite burns quotes?

"you there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post-haste."

"excellent!"

"see my west, see my west, made of a rea lgorilla chest!!"

Stefano Buatti wrote:

You call this Postem? Sincerely, Little Girl

Are you saying Boo-urns?

Stefano Buatti wrote:

You call this Postem? Sincerely, Little Girl

"Smithers, land the plane!" "Uh, sir, you're flying the plane." "Ehhh-xcellent."

"Stefano Buatti" wrote in message news:Ibdb6.8193$[email]...

tires,

I'm sure the manual will tell me which of these levers is the accelerometer and which is the deceleratrix.

shane "What's a castrati?" "I don't know, but I'm sure it's spicy."

"Please select your tiger from the chart." "Uhhhmmm.... thees one." "I am sorry sir, I believe your tiger was sent to St. Louis." "I should send YOU to St. Louis!" "Nuh, nuh... eez not worth it!"

"I am the god Ganesh. This wedding angers me. All will die unless it is stopped." "AAAH! Quit chasing me! You'll only get more wrath!"

"Get in" "I said get in"

"Back a bit you mean theres a new mexico"

That's a blatant copy of a Homer quote!

Dangit, I was hoping no one would bring this up, as for one thing, it is not the funniest Burns quote in his 12 year history, and the fact that line was blantantly ripped off from "Boy Scouts In The Hood."

~DarthArada~ "Snuh!" Homer Simpson "We have all the time in the world..." ~George Lazenby/James Bond "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" MUSSOLINI TO EMBARK ON CHEST EXPANSION CAMPAIGN ~The Onion

"Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?"

Dave Wilton wrote:

A very good one indeed. "There he stood dropping tons of tea into the harbor, not worried about the Fen way Flounder." "Is that a fish?" "It was."

''theres nothing like a good sit''

''release the hounds''

''push out the jive,bring in the love''

''ketchup.....catsup ohhh im way over my head here''

''l bring you peace:,l bring you love''

"Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know." "Ah, yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more."

shane "I think I'd be happier WITH the dollar."

"Stefano Buatti" wrote in message news:Ibdb6.8193$[email]...

"bah! draw a bath, get me a scissors and take these shoeboxes off my feet!"

"what about the jars of urine sir?"

"oh, we'll keep those."

"One... One..... ONE.... Oh I'll just pay for the damned liposuction."

Casey.

"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, *I* would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."