Power plant profit projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena.

May 8, 2002, 9:42 AM ET9 posts by 7 posters
9 posts
Uter

Does anyone have the complete exchange of this from the first part of "Who Shot Mr. Burns"? Or a wav.

I always have trouble getting the whole thing written down.

"Three wars back we called saurkraut Liberty Cabbage, and we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw! Back then a suitcase was known as a Swedish Luchbox... Anyway; long story short, is a phrase whose origin is complicated and rambling." Abraham Simpson

Jason SaslowUter

Uter wrote:

It's all about snpp.com...

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F16.html:

  Burns: Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of
            utmost importance.  I need to send this parcel with the
            profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena.  And it
            absolutely, positively _has_ to be there overnight.
             [hands the package to the man to his right]
     Man 1: Pete Porter, pass it on.  [hands it on]
     Man 2: Pasadena promptly.  [hand it on]
     Man 3: Package to parcel processing, pronto.  [hands it to Smithers]
             [Smithers runs into the parcel processing room]
  Smithers: Forgot prende asked for highly pressing package of power
            plant profit projections for Pete Porter in Pasadena.
Attendant: Priority?
  Smithers: Precisely.
-- Pressing parcel processing, "Who Shot Mr. Burns?  Part One"

The attendant rises and rushes envelope to man at a desk. The parcel changes hands several times until Homer ends up with it. He glances at it and sprints to Mr. Burns' office.

Homer: [out of breath] Here's your package, Mr. Burns.
Burns: [sputters] My name is the return address, you senseless
        dunderpate.  Smithers, who is this nincompoop?
Homer: [thinking] Oh, I've worked here for ten years and my boss doesn't
        even know my name!  Well, that's gonna change right now!  [out
        loud] My name is Homer J. Simp -- ow!
         [Burns pushes a red button; a 1000g weight falls on Homer]
        -- son.
Burns: [muttering] Hmm, sounded large when I ordered it.  [sighs] I
        can't make hide nor hair of these metric booby traps.
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UterJason Saslow

Thank you.

"Three wars back we called saurkraut Liberty Cabbage, and we called Liberty Cabbage Super Slaw! Back then a suitcase was known as a Swedish Luchbox... Anyway; long story short, is a phrase whose origin is complicated and rambling." Abraham Simpson

wavkingJason Saslow

Still funny just reading it.

A tribute to the old FedEx commercials with John Mashita, the world's fastest talker. Classics.

Alan Hamiltonwavking

On Thu, 09 May 2002 02:49:22 GMT, "wavking" wrote:

Was that FedX or Purolator Courier?

/ / * / Alan Hamilton * * [email]
Dr MusicAlan Hamilton

"Alan Hamilton" wrote in message news:abd2f3$hbli6$[email]...

It was FedEx, although at the time it was known as "Federal Express".

Yours truly, Some bozo

ALewis525Dr Music

I always wondered why they changed their name. Does anyone know?

Austin

Dr MusicALewis525

"ALewis525" wrote in message news:[email]...

The abbreviation had been used unofficially for sometime (most notably in their phone number, 1-800-GO-FEDEX). It's just catchier. (Like KFC)

Yours truly, Some bozo

BecksJason Saslow

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message ...

What does "Forgot prende asked" mean? Does it mean: "(We) forgot Prende (i.e. someone's name) asked......" ? I love that scene and "Who Shot....? p 1" has to be the best episode ever.

Becks (U.K.) http://www.toontalents.com/ Homer J. Simpson -- "We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took