"Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart's a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now let's go back to that... building... thingy.. where our beds and TV... is."
"Homer no function beer well without" <----- My personal favorite!
"I hope I didn't brain my damage!"
"Shut up Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"
Are you feeling stupid? I know I am!
I love that line.
enpop1 wrote:
Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you got a butt that won't
quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here... five
dollars?! Get outta here! (trails off)"enpop1" wrote in message news:[email]...
"enpop1" wrote in message news:[email]...
"That's it...something!"
i think one of my favorite homerisms of all time is "if the bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."
the " - and it hasn't -" is my favorite part. just his tone of voice, and the look on his face, and the perfect comedy pause. brilliant!
On Wed, 23 Jan 2002 20:52:20 GMT, "P. Piggly Hogswine" wrote:
:-)
I'm with you there, he does a similiar sort of thing in another quote, this is totally wrong but it starts something like this:
"Now if I know Fat Tony and the mob - and I don't.........."
Anyone help me out with the quote? All I remember is that it's the episode where Krusty meets his daughter.
I always get a laugh out of the annoying teasing voice Homer uses when he steals Marge's police cap and she asks for it back:
"What are ya gonna do? What are ya gonna do?
On Wed, 23 Jan 2002 08:19:30 -0500, "enpop1" wrote:
"Shorty Kellems" wrote in message news:[email]...
"You have the right to remain silent."
"I choose to waive that right. WAAAGHHH!! WA!! WA!! WA!!"
busts my guts every time.
I loved the Mr Plow Episode
Homer "If your going to get mad at me every time i do something stupid then i will have to quit doing stupid things"
Marge "Ok then"
Then homer slams face first into the open door of his plow.
Marge: "didnt that hurt"
Homer: (grunting) "No"
"enpop1" wrote in message news:[email]...
When Homer is on that hammock at the start of Hurrican Neddy, and his mumbling incoherently to himself and trying to get the straw in his mouth. The noises he makes crack me up.
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: And how!