Why does Glenn Close ruin EVERY episode of "The Simpsons" she appears in???

Jul 20, 2008, 8:23 PM ET14 posts by 8 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Tayloralt.tv.simpsons

Soooooooooooo unfunny, Mat Groening. Her character (as Homer's mom, Mother Simpson) has ALWAYS been a selfish cunt. And they KEEP writing her storylines that allow her return.

Even now that she's "dead" and been "cremated", she could STILL unfortunately return to further torture her son emotionally.

Once Upon A Time, Taylor wrote:

Not if we....... kill .......Glenn Close.

Yessssssss, that's what we need to do.

Kill.

Glenn.

Close.

** Captain Infinity

On Jul 20, 9:33 pm, Captain Infinity wrote:

According to the Wikipedia entry on this episode, it place 3rd in the night and brought the show its lowest ratings ever. If the voice-over artists on the show feel like they're stuck in the ratrace 'til the Fox Networks cans the show so they can be unchained, keep doing Glenn Close episodes. Git 'er done!

WiseguyTayloralt.tv.simpsons

Taylor wrote in news:e0541926-991a-4aaf-b0c1- [email]:

One of these days people will stop trying to tie ratings (popularity) with quality. One of these days.....

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Michael BlackWiseguyalt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 20 Jul 2008, Wiseguy wrote:

That'll be the day when people stop posting articles from elsewhere, including things about ratings, instead of actually posting their own words.

After all, those people are actually saying quantity is better than quality, so they post filler to the newsgroups.

Michael

Once Upon A Time, Michael Black wrote:

Speaking of which, see those words above my signature up there? Not a single one of them is mine. Someone did a lousy job of attribution and I'm pointing my finger straight at you, Wiseguy.

Aarrggh.

** Captain Infinity

Once Upon A Time, Wiseguy wrote:

Apology accepted, thanks! Hey, I feel great now; who wants to go get some drinks, first round's on me!

** Captain Infinity

Captain Infinity wrote in news:[email]:

I'll have a Flaming Moe. Heavy on the cough syrup.

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Don Del GrandeTayloralt.tv.simpsons

Taylor wrote:

She's not supposed to be funny - she's supposed to be the "hey, look, the conservative movement was bad in the 1960s just as it is bad today, but fortunately there are people out there willing to put a stop to it" character. Lisa can't do it all by herself...

-- Don

The "Glenn Close" discussion topic is moving up the list.

We seem to discuss her and how she ruins the show every few months.

Pretty soon she will be up there with "Baker Street" and "Smithers is black, and one time, he was gay".

I will now add the same comment I contributed the last time we discussed this (which wasn't too long ago).

"She looked hot in that nude scene in that movie about The Big Chill, but I can't seem to remember the name of the movie."

Mr. Museum

TaylorTayloralt.tv.simpsons

That same night, they also reran the episode of 'Family Guy' where Brian finds out he has a 13-year-old son (Dylan). At the end of the episode, they _still_ muted the name Tim Russert. I can understand the FIRST time (he had died 9 days earlier), but now? Are they going to deny us when that episode hits syndication/cable? I thought it's a pretty funny joke and Tim would approve.