If I went to a BBQ and there was no meat...

...I would say "Yo! Goober! Where's the meat?!?"

- mirilidium, who has no idea why he felt the need to post that quote, other than the fact that he's been saying it all day.

For two days I've been doing this sequence:

"Uh uh uh Marge, let me handle this, *I'VE* heard them all. 'I like you as a friend, I think we should see other people, I'm married to the sea, me no speak English, I don't want to kill you... but I will..., six simple words-- I'm not gay, but I'll learn.'"

"mirilidium" wrote in message news:[email]...

You can't make friends with salad. (Cha cha cha)

"You don't win friends with salad!"

Finally! Someone got the quote right! I was going CRAZY because I thought I was the only one getting it wrong!

"James Gennero" wrote in message news:9qf84q$o2csp$[email]...

thought

My appy polly logies

"PanFried" wrote in message news:9qfbtn$[email]...

Oh, it's OK. I just thought I was going crazy. I couldn't find the episode or wav file to verify that my memory was correct. I walked around a whole day saying that.

I'm paralyzed with rage, and jungle rythms.

James Gennero wrote in message news:9qfdek$ocgab$[email]...

episode

This sequence perpetually haunts me in everyday life:

(Bart falls from tree) Nelson: Ha ha!!!! Other: No, I think her's really hurt! Nelson: I said Ha Ha?!

"Dangib" wrote in message news:9qfhsg$iln$[email]...

whole

I gave my love a chicken, it had no bone..... mmmmm. chicken.

"cromagnus" wrote in message news:0RIy7.69823$[email]...

I

Don't worry, I've got enough gazpacho for everyone!

"cromagnus" wrote in message news:jUTy7.73264$[email]...

because

Go back to Russia! Sincerely, Little Girl

"James Gennero" wrote in message news:...

Hey, don't have a goat, man!

Aaron "Hungry Joe" Hirshberg

Don't Eat Beef... Eat Deer.

-Johnny B

In article , "12341" writes:

I'll just have a glass of milk.