Question about "pressing cider"

Apr 25, 2005, 8:36 AM ET10 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Peteralt.tv.simpsons

Hi all, In episode GABF12 (Future-drama) Skinner said to Bart: "You really press my cider" (or something like this) and then everybody gasps. I admit I don't understand why. Is it some kind of american idiom I don't know? Or maybe pressing cider is a felony or something :) ? Or is it that kind of joke you only understand if you live in USA? Well, could someone help me understand it?

Peter

LocutusPeteralt.tv.simpsons

"Peter" wrote in message news:d4io7m$spe$[email]...

cider=apples=nuts press=break get it break my balls

PeterLocutusalt.tv.simpsons

That's all? Well, the fact such words came from Skinner is funny, but... I thought it would be something bigger. Thanks Peter

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Actually that's not ti at all. The joke is that something so inoffensive practically causes the world to stop in the future, rather than say, an obsenity laced tirade.

"Peter" wrote in message news:d4ipck$77j$[email]...

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jsonitsacPeteralt.tv.simpsons

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just remember:

if it's clear and yellow, you got juice there fella. if it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

Now there are two exceptions...

profjerryGazorpalt.tv.simpsons

Well, it is really Flanders that leaves us hangin'. Not to mention Marge's admiration of the "foilage."

Chris ®jsonitsacalt.tv.simpsons

In Canada, the whole thing's backwards.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" - Adam Savage
Ken CarrierePeteralt.tv.simpsons

"Peter" wrote in message news:d4io7m$spe$[email]...

It's just a lame, lame way of saying someone gets on your nerves; an expression your 80-year-old auntie might use. The joke is everybody's horrified reaction to something so gentle.