Alt Tv Rewind

AaronJan 16, 2003, 12:46 PM ET

Stupid Joe Millionaire, beat out the Simpsons for number one show on Fox. "You go squish now!" It would be funnier if the guy not a millionaire and butt ugly. Oh, and if he had every STD in the book, and he spitted when he talked. -Aaron TheYAM.net

Stephen DameJan 16, 2003, 2:51 PM ET↩ Aaron

No silly, that guy hosts Fear Factor. "Aaron" wrote in message news:0eCV9.8966$[email]...

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Max PowerJan 16, 2003, 3:13 PM ET↩ Aaron

It would be scarier if he was a vampire

"Aaron" wrote in message news:0eCV9.8966$[email]...

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Guy IncognitoJan 16, 2003, 5:13 PM ET↩ Max Power

A reality show where the amazingly attractive millionaire woman was born a man? That's somethin I'd like to see.

Robert BindlerJan 16, 2003, 7:10 PM ET↩ Aaron

On Thu, 16 Jan 2003 17:46:36 +0000, Aaron wrote:

Now let's have it last for more than 13 years...

Mercutio JonesJan 16, 2003, 7:15 PM ET↩ Aaron

"Aaron" wrote in message news:0eCV9.8966$[email]...

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Bad gas attacks in public, throw that in there.

Sydney AssbasketJan 16, 2003, 8:31 PM ET↩ Mercutio Jones

I want to see Joe Man, where it's really a woman dressed as a guy.
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If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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Robert BindlerJan 16, 2003, 9:02 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

On Fri, 17 Jan 2003 01:31:03 +0000, Sydney Assbasket wrote:

Did you get that from SNL?

If not, they also had: Joe Caucasian (black guy) Joe Hetero (gay guy) (probably others, but I missed them)

Sydney AssbasketJan 17, 2003, 8:50 PM ET↩ Robert Bindler

Those were the only two I saw, but it is very likely that SNL also did Joe Man or Joe Male or something. I think they also did Joe Not-A-Child-Molester or something. First funny thing from SNL in a long time. ________________________________________________________________

If love of money is the root of all evil, why do churches want it so badly?

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Chesty LeRueJan 17, 2003, 9:00 PM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

there was a 'Joe Dude' and Tina fey played her

R H MenzelJan 16, 2003, 8:15 PM ET↩ Aaron

Aaron wrote in message news:0eCV9.8966$[email]...

Maybe Homer should give Marge, Milhouse's mom, and several of the other Springfield women "pearl necklaces" in order to raise viewership.

Ted S.Jan 16, 2003, 10:06 PM ET↩ Aaron

Somebody claiming to be "Aaron" wrote in news:0eCV9.8966$[email]:

What was even worse was the irritating promo *over* the start of Act 2 on Sunday.

Jerry P.Jan 17, 2003, 1:51 PM ET↩ Aaron

That's the point. He's not really a millionaire, and I hear he uses appearance-altering cosmetics.

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AaronJan 17, 2003, 4:54 PM ET↩ Jerry P.

"Jerry P." wrote in message news:[email]...

Okay, it appears I phrased my original statement wrong. I should have said "it would be funnier if the guy was, in addition to not being a millionaire, butt ugly." -Aaron TheYAM.net

damn Joe Millionaire