It's time again for the tired, old "Post your favorite line from The Simpsons" thread again.
Favorite OFF line?
Jun 4, 2004, 11:58 AM ET29 posts by 26 posters
29 posts
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
"Help me jeebus!"
"That Guy" wrote in news:[email]:
999 springs to flush down, 999 springs You flush one down, it swirls around 998 springs to flush down...
Jim (hope that counts as one line)
That Guy wrote:
Isn't this in one of the FAQs?
Q. What is the official alt.tv.simpsons favorite line from the show? A. "Mmmm, floor pie."
-- Don
Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie Don Del Grande is about to speak:
"Booooobies."
** Captain Infinity ...it's 10:00 ...do you know where your pants are?
doctor:do you hate your father? homer:yeah, but the man i really hate is your father!
"Must Kill Moe...WHEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Hooters, hooters, yum, yum, yum. Hooters, hooters on a girl that's dumb." - Al Bundy
“Mr. Simpson, don't you worry, I watched 'Matlock' in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.”
"That Guy" wrote in message news:...
Apu: "Otm Shank...India's answer to Brian Dennehy"
Oooooh, a head bag! They are chock full of heady goodness.
"Nitesbane" wrote in message news:JyTwc.12476$[email]...
Just saw this one again last night, can't believe I forgot it: Ahhh! BOOGEYMAN!!! You nail the windows shut, I'll go get the gun!
After homer discovers he has invested in online shares of a Fox company 'Aah. Undo. Undo'
"Nitesbane" wrote in message news:gtTxc.3172$[email]...
"Tom Greaves" wrote in message news:ca9v1i$4fg$[email]...
What is this crap?
"Andy�" wrote in message news:...
"Tonight on TV, the dog from Frasier is going to ride the dolphin from SeaQuest."
Space Mvsevm
Says Bart to Homer regarding his outdoor Christmas display: "It's craptacular, Dad!"
Leslie
Lenny: Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it.
Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie Robin is about to speak:
"WHY, SANTA CLAUS, WHY?!"
** Captain Infinity ...Professional poster on closed Path. Do not attempt.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:...
I didn't think it was possible, but this both sucks and blows at the same time.
Bed goes up, bed goes down...
Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as "Homer Simpson syndrome". Homer: [moaning] Oh, why me?
Principal Skinner is trapped in the dodge ball bag and says to the hampster in the plastic ball something like:
"Common Nibbles, chew through my ball sack!"
I almost choked! (So did Nibbles if IIRC)
proudmari
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
from The
Comic Book Guy: Oh, if only the real chicks went down this easy.
Moe: Homer, hey. You should not drink to forget your problems. Barney: Yeah. You should only drink to enhance your social skills. [belch] -- But does it work? ``Blood Feud''
"Mr_Natural" wrote in message news:[email]...
That would be the Sniggler over at alt.fan.madonna. If that moron was offline, the noise to band ratio would be much better.
Stan
"\"MIDIcian\" \(tm\)" fell, then wept:
Because you absolutely wept years ago that you'd never leave this NG [AFM] until you were able to make good on your [StanNote to AFM]...and that you would never post at any other NG's until you could force TH3 to give up at AFM...why did you lie to Madonna's fans like that?
;)
Spank!!!!!!
Why did you give up on your StanNote to AFM, instantly?
;)
"\"MIDIcian\" \(tm\)" wrote in message news:...
Straw man argument/attack.
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
Lisa! Get in here. In this house, we obey the laws of [address] sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention. (Sarcasm detector explodes)
"That Guy" wrote in message news:[email]...
Homer crashes the car into a statue of a deer.
Homer: D'oh Lisa: A deer! Marge: A female deer.
Oy! Listen to That Guy's latest shpiel!
"Oh, I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish."
"That Guy" wrote in message news:...
"Larry Flynt's right! You guys stink!"
RPN