Two poems

Feb 28, 2003, 4:28 AM ET10 posts by 6 posters

10 posts

Chris PfeilerFeb 28, 2003, 4:28 AM ET

Two poems I wrote yesterday - now thatï¿½s art ;-).

Memories of watching the 300th episode

I knew a show named The Simpsons It died, it died. The writers said itï¿½s as good as ever - They lied, they lied. Why, oh why is my favorite show dead? Couldnï¿½t that Scully ruin some stupid sitcom instead?

Memories of watching...some cancelled show

I knew a show named Futurama It died, it died. FOX said the network loves it - they lied, they lied. Why, oh why is my other favorite show dead? Couldnï¿½t FOX cancel some football instead?

Chris

Mark AstrauskasFeb 28, 2003, 3:54 PM ET↩ Chris Pfeiler

I like them. Good job.

-Mark

Tom HawleyFeb 28, 2003, 4:14 PM ET↩ Chris Pfeiler

Usually stuff like this seems sad but they're actually cool :)

CMFeb 28, 2003, 5:47 PM ET↩ Chris Pfeiler

I hope you can get a job complaining. You do it a lot.

That GuyFeb 28, 2003, 6:19 PM ET↩ CM

"CM" wrote in message news:[email]...

Since some of us post from work while we are "on the clock," in a sense we do make a living posting to this newsgroup.

James Q. MorrisseyFeb 28, 2003, 6:37 PM ET↩ That Guy

i can't let such a flagrant disregard for logic pass by. although you're right, whosoever this guy is is a fool.

JQM

That GuyFeb 28, 2003, 6:41 PM ET↩ James Q. Morrissey

"James Morrissey" wrote in message news:b3orrl$kpi$[email]...

I'm going to run that by a translator when I get a chance. If he can sort out any meaning from it, I'll most likely get back to you. :-)

That GuyFeb 28, 2003, 6:09 PM ET↩ Chris Pfeiler

"Chris Pfeiler" wrote in message news:[email]...

Gotta admit I liked them too. Please post more if you feel inspired again.

On the other hand, I thought Data's poetry from Star Trek: The Next Generation was awesome. "Ode to Spot" LOL!

That GuyFeb 28, 2003, 6:18 PM ET↩ That Guy

"That Guy" wrote in message news:8%R7a.751$[email]...

again.

Specifically,

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature, an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature? Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, a singular development of cat communications that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion, it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

CMFeb 28, 2003, 6:39 PM ET↩ Chris Pfeiler

"CM" wrote in message news:[email]...

sense we do make a living posting to this newsgroup.

I hate to admit, but now I can't get a picure of somene sitting on a giant clock typing up messages out of my head! I know, if I slice my head open, I can slide that image right out!