I need a new wife!

Apr 27, 2006, 2:07 AM ET3 posts by 3 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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arizonadreaming2009alt.tv.simpsons

Had to butcher and eat the last one, because we ran out of meat, but now I need a new wife for me and a new mother for my kids.

Any woman interested?

Aaron Hirshbergmarioalt.tv.simpsons

Be careful "mario", if that is your real name. A few weeks ago this guy was saying that he was gay and living in New England with his boyfriend!

Aaron Space Museum