Best Ralph Episodes?

Hi guys, the next person besides Homer who consistently cracks me up is Ralph Wiggum. Can you guys tell me some of the episodes where Ralph has funny moments (usually one liners)? Thank you so much.

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"NewB" wrote in message news:OY7C7.120189$[email]...

Well, there's always the one from 5F13 (This Little Wiggy) that I adapted for my IRC Quit: line:

Ralph: This is my swing set.  This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to
       go in the deep end.  [points to large rock] That's where I saw
       the leprechaun!
 Bart: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
 Bart: [unsure] Uh huh...
-- I'm the leprochaaaaauuun! "This Little Wiggy"

That's what I was about to say.... I love this one! and at the end of the episode, when everybody cheers for Ralph, he smiles and then an elfe on his shoulder says something like "Kill them all!".

I also like the one in the episode with the lobster Pinchy (forgot the name of the episode), where Ralph comes to bring Lisa's homework. I loved it when he asked "Is this my house?". "No, ralph, you live in a different house." and then he goes out in a funny way... Tore me up.

"NewB" wrote in message news:...

Best Ralph line ever:

I bent my Wookie.

Nooo! It's:

"Hi, supernintendo chalmers! meow! I'm learn-ding!" -megan

"So the doctor said 'my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there'"

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My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Thanks a lot, guys, you've made my day. Those were some of the funniest moments!

Moj wrote:

Love that one, along with:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

On 26 Oct 2001, megan wrote:

Uh-uh. It's "I'm Idaho!"

/ Kristian

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Kristian Ronge wrote:

Nope, it's "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

Bigmac wrote:

Ther is the episode where lisa is failing sport. In the hall when skinner is giving out the cards ralph gets one.

 Skinner  "Ralph"
Ralph        "Yey i won i won"
Skinner    "You didn't win ralph your failing english"
Ralph       "Me fail english that umpossible"

Cracks me up every time.

LOL! That was a priceless moment for my friends and I, too!

"DANIEL READ" wrote in message news:[email]...

I like the one when Frank Grimes dies. Ralph shows his version of the power plant and Burns shouts at him then Cheif Wiggum is heard in the backgound "get off the stage honey" Raplh doesn't speak yet still makes me laugh Size matters not, judge me by my size do you?

And when he walks, his arms are swinging slightly off in relation to his legs. Hilarious.

"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

You "Choo Choo Choose me?

heh That's the best.

Let's BEE friends!

Na, the best is the one where he doesn't say a thing. "Aaand with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum." "Toot, toot, toot" "That's some nice flutin' boy."

Till Then=) Jeff Warden "If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose." --Don Brodka

Miss Hoover: "Ralph, do you remember the time you thought you saw Snagglepuss outside the window?"

Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

"NewB" wrote in message news:OY7C7.120189$[email]...

The one where Lisa is telling him how to get dressed through a door, and he walks out with the feet on his hands and the hands on his feet.

"I dressed myself!"

That one, and the "Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" one.

Hahahahaha, thanx for reminding me of those laughs, Alex!

"Alex Cain" wrote in message news:[email]...

When I grow up I want to be a principal or a caterpillar...

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When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!

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Alex Cain wrote:

"Miss Hoover i ate my crayon"

I eated the purple berries! auuuuwwwww....They taste like....burning!

John

Those who think, find the world comic. Those who feel, find it tragic.

"NewB" wrote in message news:...

"My cats breath smells like cat food!"