(forwarded to those people who matter)
A SImpsons archive of witty wittiness...
prolly just a notepad document, because I'm retarded...but grouped together based on topic.
see, for example, try
-Homer on conflict
"Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!"
then if you wanted to bring up a quote on conflict, you'd do a find on that topic, and there you would be.
DYS?
DYFS??
...and later, someday, if someone was feeling ninja-ish, they could always build a java proggie around it...
because, as I've always said...life is one neverending simpsons quote.
might as well have a way to get em right...