No. Do not cancel *The Simpsons*.

May 1, 2002, 7:19 PM ET15 posts by 7 posters
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Michael Morbius

In the unlikely event that anyone from the show or network reads this newsgroup and is influenced by it, I'd like to request that *The Simpsons* not be cancelled.

It has been getting less good lately, but IMHO not nearly to the extent that people say it has. It's *still* better than 90% of everything else on TV.

Instead of cancelling it, just keep trying to improve the quality of the scripts. Better writing. Smarter jokes. *More* comic-book, science-fiction, retro-kitsch, and 1980s references; *less* Bible stories, fairly tales, and folk tales. Cooler guest stars--ones with long-time cult followings instead of the flavour of the month.

One other thing: Matt Groenig (and those who draw the series in his style) can't draw superheroes. The Groenig style lends itself well to algorithms of reality, such as average people or even muscular normal people, but when he/they *try* to draw in a comic-book style (for example, Radioactive Man comics), it just looks wrong. Superheroes on *The Simpsons* should only be done as normal muscular people, like Quimby's bodyguards or Rainier Wolfcastle. Aside from that, the *Simpsons* art style is actually very good--the characters are at varying degrees of cartooniness, but usually still aesthetically enjoyable, and the backgrounds and objects are often breathtakingly gorgeous (I particularly like the aerial view of the mall).

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AcK!Michael Morbius

On Wed, 1 May 2002 23:19:52 +0000 (UTC), Michael Morbius wrote:

<sigh>

Read Richard Bacon's post.

TTYL

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Michael MorbiusAcK!

AcK! wrote:

<sigh>

OK.

One more thing to add to the list of what not to do (Bible stories; fairy tales; folk tales): classics of literature.

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On Thu, 2 May 2002 09:14:40 +0000 (UTC), Michael Morbius wrote:

Why not?

If it's done well, then there should be no reason to boycott it.

I mean, if they avoided that, then we'd never had the Raven...

TTYL

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Michael MorbiusAcK!

AcK! wrote:

Whether it's done well or not is not something we can control; all we can go on is their track record. So far, the Bible stories, fairy tales, folk tales, and classics of literature episodes have all blown. At a time when the show is already getting flak for seeming like it's going downhill in writing quality, IMHO it's best that they avoid doing things that, based on past experience, I would say they don't do well.

I didn't like the Raven, but I take your point.

Yay! :) Perhaps inside the Earth?

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On Sat, 4 May 2002 01:34:45 +0000 (UTC), Michael Morbius wrote:

On the other hand, you can use the "so many have sucked, they're bound to get one right" phliosophy... :)

Ah, that's that then... :)

Perhaps. Unless they can thrive in a vacuum. [if you have a central vac system, beware...]

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Michael MorbiusAcK!

AcK! wrote:

:)

What's a central vac system? Is this a British term?

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Dr MusicMichael Morbius

"Michael Morbius" wrote in message news:ab832q$5lo$[email]...

to get

Nope, they have them in Canada too, and I'm sure in the U-S. The main unit of the vacuum is in the utility room, or someplace like that, connected to wall outlets. You merely connect the power head and hose to one of these outlets. If you've ever seen an ad for a "Beam" vacuum, that's the biggest brand, although Hoover and others make them too.

Yours truly, Some bozo

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On Tue, 07 May 2002 13:30:25 GMT, "Dr Music" wrote:

Once again, the light has been introduced into the central vacuum of ignorance.

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Good advice...

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Marquesas16Michael Morbius

<Instead of cancelling it, just keep trying to improve the quality of the scripts. Better writing. Smarter jokes. >

What's the attitude here? I think Season 13 has been the best season since 8 so far.

Michael MorbiusMarquesas16

Marquesas16 wrote:

I don't completely buy into the idea that the show is that bad lately either, but the important thing is that others--such as network executives, and the show's own creators--do believe that, and might be tempted to cancel it because of it. Rather than see what is IMHO still the best show on television right now disappear, I would prefer to see it continue, and just smarten up a bit. :)

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Michael MorbiusJon Mello

Jon Mello wrote:

Well said.

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