Krusty's words

Dec 8, 2001, 6:14 AM ET25 posts by 17 posters
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Steve Howarth

Krusty seems to have a vocabulary full of these words - but are they real (Yiddish, perhaps?) or just invented? And does anyone know any others?

We ate till we plotzed. I make more money than that taking a schwitz. I almost seltzered myself.

Steve Howarth
maus743Steve Howarth

"Steve Howarth" wrote in message news:9ussk6$hh1$[email]...

Fifteen thousand mazoolians? Holy shlamola! Whaddya gonna do with all that kablingy?

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Ted S.Steve Howarth

Somebody claiming to be "Steve Howarth" wrote in news:9ussk6$hh1$[email]:

Many of them are Yiddish, although since Yiddish comes from German one can recognize the words if one's a German speaker.

"Schwitzen" is the German verb for sweating, for example.

Another example is in "Last Temptation of Krusty", where Krusty makes a joke about your butler not getting all the schmutz off your garter. "Schmutz" in German means "dirt", but it may have more of a meaning in Yiddish.

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Zan HechtTed S.

"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

real

In yiddish, shmuts means dirt or slime.

Greg BairTed S.

Ted S. wrote:

I think that those living outside the US are over-analyzing these terms. It's a play on Krusty being Jewish. That's all it is. That, and saying, "I make more money than that taking a schwitz" is funny cuz it's a play on the word shit, as in, "I make more money than that taking a shit." But, mostly, it's just cuz Krusty's Jewish, and these are stereotypical phrases for Orthodox Jews in the US. His father, I forget hwo did the voice (a famous Jewish comedian, IIRC), spoke in the same stereotypical voice.

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IncubusGreg Bair

His fathers voice was the comedian Jackie Mason. Great voice too.

Can I get a schtikel of fluoride ?

"Greg Bair" wrote in message news:[email]...

real

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Richard SchultzGreg Bair

In article , Greg Bair wrote:

No, it's not. "Taking a schwitz" means "going to a steam bath," the idea being that he makes more money sitting there doing nothing.

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The RackRichard Schultz

Drunk and full of pie, wrote:

Yes... but the joke is that "schwitz" sounds an awful lot like "shit"--so it makes the listener (unfamiliar with Yiddish) think he's saying that. It's like the "shiksa" joke, where Krusty spells it "S-H-I... I think there's a T in there somewhere. Ah, look it up".

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Greg BairThe Rack

The Rack wrote:

Thank you. Besides, how many people actually knew that schwitz means a steam bath? not me. There aren't many people in the US, let alone the world that know Yiddish.

Greg Bair Say no to utility deregulation!
Ted S.Greg Bair

Somebody claiming to be Greg Bair wrote in news:[email]:

Yiddish is just German with a bad accent and some Jewish grammatical endings. :-) As I speak German, I knew fully well what a Schwitz (isn't it shvitz transliterated from Yiddish?) is.

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Yiddish is just inherently funny coming out of a chain-smoking clown, nothing more nothing less.

Brian BeckTreppenwitz

R H Menzel wrote:

Exactly--one of the reasons that my favorite episode is "Like Father, Like Clown," is all the Jewish humor in that episode--I had a rabbi for my teacher at my after-school Jewish High School that was exactly like Rabbi Krustovsky.

Brian

Zan HechtSteve Howarth

"Steve Howarth" wrote in message news:9ussk6$hh1$[email]...

Yes, plotzed is a yiddish word. To plotz is to burst.

To shvitz is to sweat. A shvitz bod is a steam bath.

I think this is a term for covering oneself with seltzer (carbonated water)

Check out http://www.pass.to/glossary/ for a good dictionary of yiddish terms.
Jeff CoxZan Hecht

Sometimes when he says all that Yiddish stuff, he sounds a lot like Mel Brooks.

More Yiddish:

Bart: He's alive and he's so funny you could plotz! Or at least that's what his publicity poster says...

Krusty: Hey yutz! Guns aren't toys! They're for protecting your family, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keepin' the King of England outta your face!

Greg BairJeff Cox

Jeff Cox wrote:

May the Schwartz be wtih you! First person to recognize that quote is as hopeless as I am.

Greg Bair MUST...NOT...FEED...TROLLS!
Andrew HallGreg Bair

I OWN THE DVD! Spaceballs rules!

Andy(atuc.com), will try and watch it again tonight :)

Kristian RongeAndrew Hall

On Mon, 10 Dec 2001, Andrew Hall wrote:

-When will tonight be now? -Soon. -How soon?

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Greg BairKatijaikat

Katijaikat wrote:

The first time I saw Spaceballs, I was like 12, and I laughed so hard at the "combing the desert" scene, but now it's just too cheesy to laugh at.

Greg Bair Say no to utility deregulation!
Zan HechtGreg Bair

Oh, come on! Tim Russ (Star Trek Voyager's Tuvok) is brilliant in the role of the "We ain't found shit!" guy with the 'fro pick.

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On 11 Dec 2001, Katijaikat wrote:

The ship is too big; if I walk, the movie will be over.

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Ted S.Greg Bair

Somebody claiming to be Greg Bair wrote in news:[email]:

Isn't it from "Spaceballs"?

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Brian BeckSteve Howarth

Steve Howarth wrote:

Yes, they're Yiddish (well, "seltzered" is the past participle of the verb "to seltzer," meaning "to spray with seltzer.")

Brian

JacobBrian Beck

Brian Beck wrote in message news:...

Hey! That seltzer ain't free!"