Once again, life imitates the Simpsons

Oct 2, 2001, 10:54 PM ET9 posts by 6 posters
9 posts
Yarn Spinner

pTEHRAN (Reuters) - A mother bear appears to have cared for a missing 16-month-old Iranian toddler who was found safe and sound three days later in the animal's den, the Kayhan newspaper said Tuesday.

The child's parents, from a nomadic tribe in western Lorestan province, returned to their tent after working in the fields to find him missing, Kayhan said.

Three days later, a search party found the baby, who they said had probably been breast fed by a mother bear (Suck! Suck!), in a den some six miles away from the nomadic settlement. A medical examination showed the baby was in good health, the daily said.

Jesse Leon McCann, comic/children's book/ heck, anything writer-guy *What I'm working on RIGHT NOW: SIMPSONS EPISODE GUIDE VOL 3 (Seasons 11, 12) *Visit my cheezo-web page
Dr. EvilYarn Spinner

"Yarn Spinner" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Kayhan

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good

Damn that's spooky!

Dr. Evil

There was a moral to this story, but it has since escaped the authors mind.

Aaron HirshbergDr. Evil

"Richard Marsden" wrote in message news:...

How about life imitates life! Remember the story of Romulus and Remus?

Aaron Hirshberg

Yarn SpinnerAaron Hirshberg

Uh . . . yeah. Wasn't that the story about pointy-eared brothers from outer space who got stuck on a tar baby?

Jesse Leon McCann, comic/children's book/ heck, anything writer-guy *What I'm working on RIGHT NOW: SIMPSONS EPISODE GUIDE VOL 3 (Seasons 11, 12) *Visit my cheezo-web page
DJ MaNiAkYarn Spinner

Yarn, you made me fall out of my chair with that post.

DJ MaNiAk

Put on ya leather pants/and do the isolation dance/like some stupid-ass Goth kid that didn't stand a chance against me

The Four Horsemen: Kicking the shit out of people with baseball bats and tire irons in parking lots since 1985.

The RackDJ MaNiAk

"DJ MaNiAk" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Oh, I get it. "Romulus", being the Romulan home world from Star Trek Fame, and Uncle Remus, who (in Disney's "Song of the South") told the story of the tar baby.

Dang, I ruined the joke. Ruiner!

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
The RackThe Rack

"The Rack" wrote in message news:F2sv7.4536$[email]...

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... my sister likes me.

"Oh my gosh! There's a SIX--no, TEN-foot cucaracha in my bedroom!! He hit me with a log and... and screamed 'Pardon Spiro Agnew'!" - P. Opus Chadderack
Yarn SpinnerThe Rack

Well, you better not sue!

Legs, Louie . . . advance on him!

Jesse Leon McCann, comic/children's book/ heck, anything writer-guy *What I'm working on RIGHT NOW: SIMPSONS EPISODE GUIDE VOL 3 (Seasons 11, 12) *Visit my cheezo-web page
KatijaikatThe Rack

Jokes are like frogs...

Your mom thinks you're cool.