Some forgotten Hunka Hunka funnies

Some more quotes which I haven't seen on any posts:

Chinese Restaurant Waiter: "Is there any way we can enhance your dining experience by hurting an animal?"

Delivery Dude: You know sir, tipping is customary. Burns: Me sorry, me no speaky chinese.

Marge (after Maggie rejects the cactus): It wasn't meant to be. --> Marge rarely has really funny lines.

Gloria: I gotta admit: you can really shake it. Burns: Oh yes that's totally voluntary.

Burns: Put my hand on her knee. Homer: Yes, sir. Burns: I said "her"... and I said "knee."

When Burns died while lying on her lap under that tree, Homer used his defribulators (which according to last episode he keeps at home now) to bring Burns back to life. BTW, Burns referenced this again in the end when he said he might "die again soon."

Snake: I told the guard that I was going out for a pack of cigarrettes, but I totally stabbed him.

Kent Brockman: ...and 37% say "She's a skank!"

Homer (to Snake): Has the ship sailed on my foot massage suggestion?

Cletus (making a brief cameo): Hey, I want that lawyer what where's a cowboy hat.

Burns: I don't care if she's Miss Hairless America.

Kent Brockman, asking Gloria to stand in front of the burning house and say "Channel 6 is Hot, Hot, Hot!"

SOME INQUIRIES:

Who's that first old lady Burns was speaking with who ran away with the Monopoly guy? Why Joan Collins?

She looks like the old dowager from the Rodney Dangerfield episode (Burn's illegitmate son) that tried to hook Larry Burns up with her daughter the debutante. ("She just came out this year" - "Put her back, she ain't done yet"

Joan Collins is sort of infamous in Hollywood for bedding many men (Warren Beatty, etc) In one episode, Moe feels that Homer (I think?) screwed him in some deal and he says "He gave us the old Joan Collins special"

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And from Homer vs. Dignity, the old woman who faints when Homer's gets out of the panda costume, and again later (or was it earlier) in the same episode.

Oatmeal Monkey wrote:

I don't remember that--but there were two Joan Collins refs. in A Tale of Two Springfields.

KBBL--"A mattress? Joan Collins must be in town!" Homer--"Joan Collins? That girl sleeps with everybody!"

And later:

Moe--"That's right, we're getting the Joan Collins special!"

Brian

The wealthy dowager, first seen in "Homie the Clown," with as much spotlight in "Homer Vs. Dignity" than she'll probably ever get..

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On 4 Dec 2001, Bill McNeal wrote:

I think she was also in "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson." Homer cut her off in the line for the WTC elevator.

She was also in Saddlesore Galactica, Burns, Baby Burns, A Tale of Two Cities, Children of a Lesser Clod, and numerous other eps...

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Joan Collins?? That girl sleeps with anyone!

Sweepings Fist : It's not just a noun, it's a verb.

*Please note* -- I have a tendency to post while stoned. Apologies in advance.