Maggie Roswell returning

Feb 5, 2002, 11:20 PM ET12 posts by 8 posters
12 posts
Don T. Poll

Bring back Maude~!

I've been struck dumb by a voice that speaks from deep beneath the cold black water. It's twice as clear as heaven,
The RackDon T. Poll

Drunk and full of pie, Don T Poll wrote:

Now look what you did! Ned Farley's running to the john with a can of vaseline.

Chadderack OO BABY BABY! COME ON BACK, I BEG YA! START SQUEEZIN' ME SO HARD/ LIKE A ROTTEN RUTABAGA!
The RackThe Rack

Drunk and full of pie, The Rack wrote:

and a bowl of non-fat ice milk

Chadderack June: Ward, the Beaver blew up the Dairy Queen, again. Ward: I'll have a talk with him, dear.
Ted S.The Rack

Somebody claiming to be [email] (The Rack) wrote in news:[email]:

I want wintergreen!

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
Jason SaslowTed S.

And a glass of water for dippin'!

Please note: If you would like to respond to me, don't use my "From" or "Reply-to" address as it is used as a spam filter. You can contact me directly by sending e-mail to jsaslow using the shoelacecity domain. BTW- that's a dotcom!
Ted S.Jason Saslow

Somebody claiming to be Jason Saslow wrote in news:[email]:

You sure you don't want unflavored?

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
SchizoidTed S.

"Unflavored for me!"

--john

R. FlowersDon T. Poll

"Don T Poll" wrote in message news:[email]...

To do that, you'd have to let Ned wake up in the shower... "It was all a dream!"

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/
Ted S.R. Flowers

Somebody claiming to be "R. Flowers" wrote in news:ci388.13394$[email]:

No -- Ned wakes up, and sees Maude coming out of the shower.

Actually, everything since "Viva Las Vegas" could be a dream. That would also help explain episodes like "Missionary Improbable" and "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes". :-)

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail Bart Simpson, interviewing his father: What religion are you? Homer: You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don't work out in real life. Uh, Christianity.
R. FlowersTed S.

"Ted S." wrote in message news:[email]...

Oops! I got that way wrong.

Am I the only one here that ever woke up in the shower?

Russell Flowers http://lightning.prohosting.com/~opus2/

"R. Flowers" wrote in message news:ci388.13394$[email]...

With the simpsons universe that might work, but you would have to bring back snow ball 1

Chicken Chicken HeadR. Flowers

actually, shes returning to play the ghost of Maude in THOH 13

David

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