not fast enough to read it... anyone?

Sep 5, 2001, 10:26 AM ET30 posts by 12 posters
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visitor

I saw the ep recently where Bart lied on his IQ test and ended up in an advanced class. When there, one of the students said one of those sentences that read the same both forwards and backwards (I forget what those are called). The teacher wrote it on the blackboard and it was up for a couple of scenes, but I could not read it fast enough. Anyone know what it said?

Ted S.visitor

Somebody claiming to be [email] (visitor) wrote in :

It was Napoleon Bonaparte's famous quote, "Able was I ere I saw St. Helena." ;-)

Seriously, according to <http://www.snpp.com/episodes/7G02.html>, the episode capsule for "Bart the Genius", the sentence was

"O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo."

I think Bart's stupid again!

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV! --Homer Simpson
Luke Hoffmannvisitor

Palindromes

Don't know, but the comic book guy said a good one when Lisa joined MENSA

Rise to vote, sir.

Luke Hoffmann [email]
Darryl AndrewsLuke Hoffmann

"'Otto'. There's one palindrome we won't be hearing for a while."

Didn't Skinner say this in The Otto Show?? I can't find it on snpp.

"Heeeeeeere come the pretzels!"

The RackDarryl Andrews

"Darryl Andrews" wrote in message news:cbvl7.21520$[email]...

Yes; snpp.com doesn't fully transcribe episodes. Some scenes are summarized.

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Darryl AndrewsThe Rack

Ahhh, so I had nothing to go on other than my brain to find the origin of a quote and I was RIGHT! This confirms my suspicions that I am The Simpsons quote king! Thank God I already have a girlfriend or I might end up using that line to pick one up.. *Shudder*.

I constantly have quotes running through my head, and I can relate almost any real-life (TM) situation to a Simpsons scene. Anyone else "suffer" from this affliction?

"esPECially Lisa...But especially Baaaaaaaart."

The RackDarryl Andrews

"Darryl Andrews" wrote in message news:msvl7.21526$[email]...

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Oh yes. Especially Internet King. But _especially_ Katijaikat. And especially Kristian Ronge. And especially dave h.

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Darryl AndrewsThe Rack

Oooo! It's on now! The one where Rev. L. Says "This sounds like Rock and/or Roll"

The RackDarryl Andrews

"Darryl Andrews" wrote in message news:jxvl7.21529$[email]...

and/or

3F02 Bart Sells his Soul

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Darryl AndrewsThe Rack

-Lovejoy: Milhouse, you did the right thing. Bart, come with me for punishment. [goes back for Milhouse] You too, snitchy.

-Great American Steakery!!!

Lots of quotes in this one!!!!! I love it.

Ya notice that Milhouse's saying "Yeeeeeessssss" sounds a bit like the Stroke guy Homer asked "why do you talk like that" in another ep?

Darryl AndrewsDarryl Andrews

-The one you call Milhouse is gone. He went to his grandma's place while we're spraying for potato bugs.

-Bart: Oh. When Milhouse left, did you notice if he was carrying a piece of paper? Man: Oh, yeah. You don't forget a thing like that.

-Homer: Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls! Homer's brain: Silence, you fool. It can be ours!

-You dial 9, 1, then when I say so, dial 1 again.....

And so on.... This really is a good ep! Ow, my freakin' ears!!!

He hehe. Off to watch some more. And I'll stop posting short posts too. I noticed the net is considerably slower since I started posting here...

Darryl Andrewsvisitor

Palindrome? I dunno. It just made me think of Skinner saying that when he was driving the school bus. As for the Napolean quote, me no understand, solly.

Or as Homer would put it.. "It's a ring toss game."

Kristian RongeDarryl Andrews

On Wed, 5 Sep 2001, Darryl Andrews wrote:

-Run, boy! Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

/ Kristian

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Kristian RongeDarryl Andrews

On Wed, 5 Sep 2001, Darryl Andrews wrote:

D'oh!

/ Kristian

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Kristian RongeDarryl Andrews

On Wed, 5 Sep 2001, Darryl Andrews wrote:

-Milhouse, you did the right thing! Bart, come with me for punishment. ... -You too, snitchy!

/ Kristian

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Kristian RongeThe Rack

On Wed, 5 Sep 2001, The Rack wrote:

(giggles): Guilty as charged!

/ Kristian

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KatijaikatKristian Ronge

Everyone laughing at me... Bart, kill the cat! And that big yellow flower!

While I'm gone, keep an eye on that WEIRD kid down there.

You mean The Rack?

YEAH. <air quotes> "The Rack." </air quotes>

The RackKatijaikat

"Katijaikat" wrote in message news:[email]...

almost

"suffer"

Why, there's no magazine named "WEIRD", is there?

Thank you, Mrs. Maharisi Ghandi.

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Jerry P.The Rack

snpp.com doesn't do anything; people do. ;-)

Jerry P. http://members.aol.com/jibberuski
mirilidiumJerry P.

SNPP.COM IS PEOPLE!

- mirilidium Heh heh, mule.

Pete Daviesvisitor

The palindrome is:-

O Mem sahib bart rabbi has memo.

only other one of note I know is

a man a plan a canal panama

pretty sad i know that really....

Pete

"visitor" wrote in message news:[email]...

Darryl AndrewsPete Davies

Hehehe, I didn't know 'em, AND I laughed when I read 'em! It's win/win!

Ted S.Pete Davies

Somebody claiming to be [email] (Pete Davies) wrote in :

Tulsa nightlife: filth, gin, a slut.

Games magazine ran a contest many years ago in which entrants had to come up with palindromes that used the name of a famous person. About hald a dozen people independently came up with "Oh no -- Don Ho!"

Ted S.: change .spam to .net to reply by e-mail When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV! --Homer Simpson
Kristian RongeTed S.

On Thu, 6 Sep 2001, Ted S. wrote:

A Swedish one (use it to impress your friends, kids!):

Ni rakar bra, Karin

Which translates roughly to "You shave well, Karin", Karin being a female name here. Anyway, palindromes? Aren't those just one of the things dumb people use to impress people?

...Not that I'm accusing you of anything like that...

I'm fired, aren't I?

/ Kristian

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KatijaikatKristian Ronge

Oh, yes.

Die liebe Susi ebne Ben Hur's Ruh, nebenbei, Suse, Beileid!

Jeremy Steinbergvisitor

Wow... YOU saw it? Can I have your autograph? "visitor" wrote in message news:[email]...

visitorJeremy Steinberg

how bout i autograph yer ass with my foot

Jeremy Steinberg wrote:

CrAzY jRevisitor

they're called palindromes as far as what it was im slow like a sloth