Where can I see a website that has them listed?
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Sep 25, 2003, 12:41 AM ET24 posts by 10 posters
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 04:41:44 GMT, "Matthew" wrote:
Have you tried the Internet?
http://www.snpp.com/guides/chalkboard.openings.html
Scott Munro wrote in news:[email]:
Is that thing still around?
"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...
You mean, that thing Al Gore invented?
In article , d.c. says...
"Celebrate good times, come on!"
Sir Real wrote:
Oh... I will.
Why do people reply to messages with other messages that MAKE NO SENSE???????????
Just wondering, Frustratingly yours, Matthew "Michael J. Astrauskas" wrote in message news:7B3db.24636$vj2.10402@fed1read06...
"Matthew" wrote in message news:0ftdb.207$[email]...
Six years old, huh?
Al Gore was the former vice president of the United States...
He ran for President in 2000, losing to George Bush, although he had the majority of the popular vote...
"Celebrate good times, come on" is a line from a Kool & the Gang song. It was a tune the Gore campaign used...
Internet, eh?...... I hear they have that on computers now...
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields
On Sun, 28 Sep 2003 01:40:43 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:
No, he didn't. Gore (or rather, electors pledged to Gore) received a plurality of votes cast nationwide, not a majority.
And I'll quibble with your use of the word "although." Since the so-called "popular vote" has nothing to do with the election of the President, your statement is akin to saying, "He lost to George Bush, although he is taller."
"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...
It's old news, dude, we all know how the electoral vote system works...I can put whatever the fuck I want in my posts...
And I can also continue to argue that Bush is a fucking moron...any man who advocates the use of military in civil disputes has to be...
Plus, I made that post well over a week ago...why are you just now responding to it?
On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 08:30:59 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:
Of course you can. And I can correct you when you are wrong. There's no need to get snippy about it.
What are you talking about?
Because I just now read it. Sorry if the delay upset you.
"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...
who
I'm talking about this:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/07/19/politics/main515637.shtml
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/06/20/politics/main512881.shtml
Bush supports the repeal of the Posse Comitatus Act. That gives the government the right to use the military as a police force.
I don't know about you, but I don't want the Marines patrolling my streets.
On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 15:49:15 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:
Neither of the stories you link to suggests that he supports any such thing. He wants a "general review" of Posse Comitatus, which liberal Democratic Senators Carl Levin and Joe Biden are also quoted in the second piece as supporting. Biden goes even further, explicitly calling for the law to be amended.
Why can't you just tell the truth?
Now say something about "John Ashcroft's AmeriKKKa."
"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...
*Snipped because I don't care*
Welcome to America. People have differing political views. Deal with it.
Also, my having a different political view than you does not mean that I am not "telling the truth", it means that my system of beliefs and values is different than yours.
Grow up, please.
On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 21:36:46 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:
Of course, I caught you in a *specific* untruth, but why stop lying now?
"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...
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Like I said, people have differing viewpoints, etc. Based on Bush's administration, I viewed his "looking into it" as to meaning he supports it...
It's not an "untruth", it's called a viewpoint. People have differing viewpoints - and in the United States, differing viewpoints are allowed.
On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 21:48:08 -0500, "Duff Man" wrote:
No, it's an untruth. When you called Bush a "f***ing moron," that is a viewpoint. It's a stupid and hysterical viewpoint, but it is not a lie, becauseit is an expression of your opinion.
Saying that Bush "advocates the use of military in civil disputes" is a factual statement which is not true.
Saying that Bush "supports the repeal of the Posse Comitatus Act" is a factual statement which is not true.
If you want to deny that you deliberately lied about Bush, the only ground upon which you can profitably do so is to admit that you are so paranoid and hysterical about Bush that you are unable to distinguish reality from the perfervid fantasies in your own mind. You more or less did this above, though your view of the meaning of your words is doubtless somewhat different from mine.
Which pretty much answers (and wholly justifies) my question, "Why can't you just tell the truth?"
"Scott Munro" wrote in message news:[email]...
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No, I repeat. I took the fact that he wanted to look into the act as he was thinking about repealing it. It's as simple as that. You can view it as an untruth all you want, but there was no deliberate lying.
For the record, Joe Biden is not a liberal. His views are somewhat right of center. Now take Republican William Weld, there's a liberal for ya.
a repeal of the posse comitatus act would turn the military in the gestapo, and America into a police-state
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields
that should say "into" the Gestapo
"A woman drove me to drink, and I didn't even have the decency to thank her" -- W. C. Fields
Matthew wrote:
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F07.html
Officer: "Mr. Vice President! Someone finally bought a copy of your book, sir." Al Gore: "Well, this calls for a celebration." (puts on a Kool 'n' the Gang record) Record: "Celebrate good times..." Al Gore: (monotone) "I will."
"Matthew" wrote in message news:cmucb.2929$T%[email]...