If you want to fool Lisa Simpson, throw her the ol' Canadian canard. If you have a fake ID and a wad of cash, tell her you're going to the National Grammar Rodeo at the Sheraton Hotel in Canada. She'll claim to have been skeptical in retrospect, but don't believe that little girl with the maple leafs in her eyes. Need to secure a basic assistance grant but a ticking time bomb in pearls bars the way? Slip her a state comptroller from Canada who rewards courage and smells like Otto's jacket.
Lisa consistently misses Canada, all tucked away down there. Will Canada respond? Where are the referenda? The referenda!
--Punkass Crab