What's your all-time favorite Simpsons quote? To start this off, I will supply mine:
Homer yelling at Bart for shoplifting- We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For Fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Except at that guy who makes those sound effects… (Homer makes funny noises). Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
For me, it's a toss-up between 2 Ralph Wiggum quotes:
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
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"It tastes like ... burning"
Homer: My ears are burning. Lisa: Dad, I wasen't talking about you. Homer: No there really burning! I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip!
Also...
Apu: Ah! the searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you! I mean, I think I'm dying.
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Bart, Lisa: CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? CanwehaveapoolDad? Homer: I understand. Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk.
Wait Theres more:
Fat Tony: Whats a murder?
I didn't like "Simpsons Safari" as an episode, but I did thoroughly enjoy this sequence:
"Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet?" "I told you already, yes!"
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All good ones.
Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
and
"Dad, I don't think women will like being shot in the face." - Lisa Simpson
"Women will like what I tell them to like." - Homer Simpson
On Tue, 17 Jul 2001 20:20:36 -0700, "Audrey Tyler" wrote:
Homer: Lisa! In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!
On the same theme: "When Marge joined the police academy I thought it'd be fun and exciting like that movie, Spaceballs but instead its been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy."
"When you're right 60% of the time, your wrong 40% of the time" "D'oh, why couldn't they have told me that earlier."
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"Oh no, it's Gloria Vanderbilt out for revenge!"
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No, It's Marge Simpson... of the Police!
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Homer: you know when i was a boy i really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. so i held my breath until i passed out and hit my head on the coffee table. the doctors thought i might have brain damage. Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story? Homer: I like stories. annnnnd: " whoa whoa whoa, i'm just trying to get in. i'm not running for jesus." annnnd: "i don't get mad i get stabby" annnnd: exactly
"I...am Clin-Ton!" ~Kang
"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?" ~Smithers
"That was a ~big~ mistake, Bart. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it." ~Sideshow Bob
And, of course, the classic:
"Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or...ugh. Only two synonyms? Oh my God: I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaagh!" ~Lisa
~Josh
I forgot one:
"Kids, your mother and I are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey...Put it away, boy!" ~Homer
~Josh