Attention!! School Project!!!

To the public of this newsgroup: Hello, I am a student in New York, and I am taking a poll of peoples knowledge of the 1st amendment. Please take a few minutes to answer my questions, and mail your answers to [email] .

1. What are the 5 freedoms mentioned in the first amendment? 2. If you could answer the above question, where did you learn the information? 3. What news stories recently have dealt with the rights given in the first amendment? 4. What state do you live in? 5. What is your occupation?

Thank you very much for your contributions.

"Sam" wrote in message news:_aAz9.94864$[email]...

Oh, you damn gun nuts. Go ask Charlton Heston.

Well...I guess you answered his first 3 questions...that you know absolutely nothing about the first amendment...because the first amendment has absolutely nothing to do with guns...that's the second amendment...so now just tell him where you live (probably in Russia) and what you do for a living (probably town drunk)...

David McCleary wrote:

One might also argue that the inability to recognize a joke is un-American and indicative of drunkenness...

"David McCleary" wrote in message news:n6Tz9.630$[email]...

absolutely

Wow, how's that fishing tackle taste, anyway?

Don't get it.

"Mercutio Jones" wrote in message news:[email]...

now

"David McCleary" wrote in message news:5CgA9.3834$[email]...

No shit. I think they sell irony-ometers at your local Wal-Mart.

He's saying the guy got ya - hook line & sinker!

I...see...good one...they sure showed me...

"The Magic Mood Jeep" wrote in message news:jphA9.13971$V16.17209@rwcrnsc54...

former-blonde

amendment...so

for

Oh, a <fishing reel sound>?

On Sun, 10 Nov 2002 21:27:22 GMT, "Sam" wrote:

Partying, partying down, partying hearty, partying till you drop, and peaceable assembly for the purpose of partying.

Read it on the back of a matchbook.

"Gay sheep may shed light on sexuality"--Reuters, November 5, 2002 <http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/11/05/science.sheep.reut/>

Agitation, mostly.

Apprentice village idiot.

You're welcome.

Freedom of religion Freedom of speech Freedom of thought Freedom from thought The right to bare breasts

Who are you kidding? You were born an oaf an you'll always be an oaf!

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

Chris� wrote in message news:[email]...

A man can have his dreams, can't he?