Sorry if this is vague, but I have been racking my brains for days over this one. What are the words to the song Moe is singing during a try out for a part in a play or something like that. Contains the words "ya stupid jerk" yeah I know this is real clear and all, but I'm sure someone knows what I'm talking about. Thanks
I think you mean Moe's "independent film" 'Moe Better Booze' in the film festival Springfield arranged in "A Star is Burns", 2F31.
Excerpts from http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F31.html ->
Jay continues, "Next, we have Moe the Bartender in `Moe Better Booze'." Moe, donning a tuxedo, makeup, and a cane, dances on top of his bar and sings, "Money gets you one more round/Drink it down, you stupid clown/Money gets you one more round/You're out on your ass." He falls off his bar and yells, "Ow! My back!" Everyone applauds this one politely too.
This log is your log This log is my log When lightning struck it It kicked the bucket "I poured some onions Into my tro-ou-sers." This log, it used to be a tree Now it rights wrongs for you and me Hey, look, it's heading out to sea-ee-ea