Monkey thing...

Somebody told me that in EVERY Simpsons episode there is some kind of monkey reference. Is this true?

Thanks!

-Rob

Rob wrote in message news:...

When a script is complete, the writers proofread it carefully. If there are no monkey references, the writers monkey around with the script until there is one.

Aaron Hirshberg

On Sat, 11 Aug 2001 09:23:28 GMT, Rob wrote:

Almost: http://www.snpp.com/guides/simian.refs.html

[9F13] "Baboon heart... my body... rejecting it..." (Bart) {bg}; "So, why do they call this a Urine Monkey?" (Krusty)

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! MAN THAT'S GOOD! :)

-Rob

in article [email], Jouni Paakkinen at [email] wrote on 12/8/01 12:50 AM:

for the truly lazy: (It does not seem to include every episode, but there sure are alot of them)

Simian References Maintained by Gary Niederhoff This list contains any mention (verbally or on screen) of the words "monkey", "ape", "gorilla" etc, and any simian images on the Simpsons, up through season 11.

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1st Season

[7G01] "Especially that big ape father" (woman at babysitters) [7G02] "Kwyjibo. Uh...a big, dumb, balding North American ape." (Bart) [7G07] "...apes can't get into heaven", "What? Those cute little monkeys? That's terrible" (Bart & Homer) {bg} [7G09] Half-man / Half-ape burgers [7G10] "A plant employee carrying on like an oversexed orangutan in heat!" (Burns) 2nd Season [7F02] Gorilla Man hair tonic [7F03] Big Ape Week; "A blindfoled chimp with a pencil in its mouth..." (Martin) [7F05] "I'm one sad ape-like dude" (Homer) [7F06] "Monkey see, Monkey do" (Marge) [7F08] Ape on mini golf course / Homer mimics [7F10] "Get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him off with a banana or two!" (Burns) [7F16] "Powerful like a Gorilla" (VO on car commercial) [7F17] Blackboard Quote: 'I will not grease the monkey....bars' {bg}; "...and a Monkey!" (Bart) [7F19] "You, sir, are a baboon!" (Lisa), "She called me a baboon! The stupidest, ugliest, smelliest ape of them all!", "At least I'm good at monkey work. Y'know? Monkey?" (Homer), "Thanks, Monkeyman!" (Bart) [7F20] "You're a little Monkey aren'cha? Aren'cha y'little Monkey?" (Homer) 3rd Season [7F24] Leon Kompowski has a stuffed chimp named bubbles. {dh} [8F02] The Monkey's Paw [8F05] Krusty pulls Mr. Teeny out of bag, "Aw, we coulda seen a monkey!" (Homer) [8F06] Monkeys in '2001: A Space Odyssey' sequence [8F09] "We hear all about your monkey shines" (Moe) [8F10] "You mean like will apes be our masters?" (Homer) [8F14] Mr. Teeny plays around with Krusty's car radio. {dh} [8F17] Mr. Teeny needs a refill on his nicotine gum [8F20] Mr. Teeny in Limo; "I wanted a room with a fire place, you frameless luggage monkey!" [8F22] "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?", "God shmod! I want my monkey-man!" (Bart) {bg}; 'Sing, Monkey, Sing' playing at theatre [8F23] Herb wears monkey mask to scare Maggie 4th Season [8F18] "Keep yelling, you big ape!" (Marge) [9F04] King Homer (tons of monkeys) [9F06] Homer learns about sex from watching monkeys [9F13] "Baboon heart... my body... rejecting it..." (Bart) {bg}; "So, why do they call this a Urine Monkey?" (Krusty) [9F14] Bart's sets his go-go ray to 'the monkey' to zap Ms. Krabappel [9F15] 1000 monkeys on a 1000 typewriters [9F16] "If I puked in a fountain pen & mailed it to the monkey house..." (Roger Meyers Jr.) [9F17] The x-ray of Homer's skull looks like an ape. {dh} [9F19] Mr Teeny hits the bottle after Krusty gets Kancelled [9F20] Lionel Hutz has a drawer full of smoking monkeys 5th Season [1F01] Futuristic apes uncover Bobo [1F02] "You must find the Jade Monkey by nightfall" (Burns) [1F05] Monkey escapes zoo when ferris wheel breaks [1F07] Flying monkeys a la 'Wizard of Oz' {bg} [1F10] Today only: Laughing Monkeys [1F11] Organ grinder w/monkey in Homer's flashback; Mr. Teeny backstage [1F13] Homer's Xray; Superintelligent chimp; "The only danger is if they send us to that terrible 'Planet of the Apes'!" (Homer) [1F21] Monkey Philharmonic, "Can you point to the Monkey?" (Homer); "That big ape thinks he can muscle in on my girl, does he?" (Grampa) 6th Season [1F17] "There he is on the monkey bars" (FBI agent 1); "They're tryin' to make a monkey outta you" (Bart) [2F02] "A Gorilla" in phone book; Mr. & Mrs. Bananas at pet cemetery; Maggie has a stuffed Mr. Teeny. {dh} [2F03] Produced By BODY BAG BOUCHER, J. "MONKEY BRAINS" MENDEL {bg}; "Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived" (Burns) {bg} [2F08] Marge's 'Monkees' lunchbox [2F09] "I'll get a bunch of monkeys, dress them up, and make them re-enact the Civil War" (Homer), monkeys re- enact Civil War [2F10] "You're a pin monkey?! Wow!" (Bart), "Can we get by on a pin monkey's salary?" (Marge) [2F31] Monkeys in Homer's head pick fleas, then do math [2F18] "See my vest, made of real gorilla's chest..." (Monty in song) [2F19] Purple Monkey Dishwasher [2F32] "Bonjourrrrr! Ye cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!" (Willie) 7th Season [3F01] Van Houten's basket monkey [3F03] Gorilla & Monkey in Meat industry school film [3F04] Homer 3D - "For all we know, there could be cubes in there the size of gorillas and other large..." (Frink) [3F05] "A bunch of escaped infected monkeys are roaming the expressway" (Arnie) [3F07] Donkey Kong [3F08] Couch opening: Everybody is a sea monkey {bg} [3F12] "ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?" (Banker in ape suit); Mr. Teeny at the funeral [3F15] Planet of the Apes: The Musical [3F18] "...when a monkey stole the glasses off the top of my head!", "That monkey is going to pay" (Frink) [3F21] Dr. Zaius T-shirt in crowd at concert {bg} 8th Season [4F05] 2 people leave costume store in gorilla suit and return to party at end of episode [4F04] "...in a jet powered, monkey navigated... and it goes on like this" (Rev. Lovejoy) [3G01] Donkey Kong [3G03] "It may be sour grapes, but you're all a bunch of apes" (Shari Bobbins) [4F11] The Cockamamie's has a clapping Monkey. {dh} [4F12] "You may remember me from such cartoons as 'Christmas Ape' and 'Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp'" (Troy McClure); "That was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I've ever seen!" (Flanders); Mr. Teeny poster [3F13] Monkey wheelbarrows Prof. Frink to Dr. Riviera's clinic [4F17] "...besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys!" (Burns) [4F18] Monkey in "Mr. Sparkle" commercial; Baboons attack Flanders; "Conquest of the County of the Apes" [4F20] Homer wears Ape mask in "Chief Wiggum P.I." [4F21] Gorilla's Choice bananas 9th Season [5F05] Mr. Teeny at the unveiling of the mall [5F06] "...dogs, cats, phone answering monkeys" (Marge) [5F07] Mr. Teeny doll [5F24] Burns' gorilla chest vest (again) [5F08] Monkey as prize at carnival [5F11] "And the monkey butlers will regale us with Jungle stories" (Bart) [5F10] "I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown" (Homer) [5F12] Hail to the Chimp [4F12] "Your dad used to be smart as a monkey, but then his mind started gettin' lazy, and now he's dumb as a chimp" (Grampa) [5F13] Mr. Teeny Doll [5F15] Mojo the Helper Monkey 10th Season [5F22] "... a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat" (Skinner) [5F19] Homer sings "Magilla Gorilla, gorilla for sale" and then makes crazed ape noises. [AABF02] Mr. Teeny is freaked out by Homer's freak out [AABF04] "I rented all of your favorite Gorilla movies: 'Gorilla Squadron', 'Gorilla Island Six'..." (Bart), "Apes-A-Poppin!" (Homer); "I stole this accordion from a blind monkey!" (French guy on ship) [AABF06] "What's your secret Flanders? Goat placenta? Monkey sweat?" (Lenny) {dh}; Gorilla on Rollercoaster at Safari Casino [AABF07] "Channel hopping, ribbon popping monkeys!" (Krusty in song) [AABF11] V-day card w/ monkeys on it, "Its funny because they're monkeys!" (Homer) [AABF12] simian sounds as animals attack magicians [AABF10] "I don't wanna pay 4 bucks to watch some monkey wannabe laying around in the sun" (Homer) [AABF14] Monkey in tree at beginning of Marge's dream [AABF15] "A trained ape could not teach gym" (Bart's chalkboard line); "At my High School I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee!" (Homer, in response to artiste) [AABF17] Homer is captivated by a wallfull of TVs displaying a banjo playing monkey {dh} [AABF18] Homer acts like an ape at KBBL contest; "We have some new rules and regulations that you're just going to go ape poopie over" (Skinner) [AABF20] "I know a website that shows monkeys doin' it!" (Bart) 11th Season [AABF22] "I want a bike and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey" (Ralph) [AABF19] 'Orangutan At Dance' in credits of Zorro; "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey!" (farm neighbor) [BABF03] "And after all, monkey see, monkey do" (Apu); "I, too am afraid I am guilty of monkeying with nature" (Apu); Gorilla with baby at zoo; "Its not just you prancing around in a monkey suit is it?" (Mr. Killkid) [BABF08] "They'll never know the joys of a monkey knife fight" (Homer), 'Furious George', "Smithers, this monkey is going to need most of your skin" (Burns) [BABF10] "..Like a chocolate covered raisin, or a monkey in a cowboy suit" (Homer) [BABF12] "...not Cornelius from Planet of the Apes ugly" (Producer) [BABF14] "Well, it ain't beer, but at least I got that monkey off my back" (Barney) [BABF15] "We got Kid Rock comin' up for all you mosh monkeys!" (Sienneca) Planet of the Apes References [8F10] I Married Marge - "You mean like will Apes be our masters?" (Homer) [1F13] Deep Space Homer - "The only danger is if they send us to that terrible 'Planet of the Apes'!" (Homer) [1F01] Rosebud - Future shows Zira & Cornelius finding bobo and robotic Burns [1F22] Bart of Darkness - "Planet of the Aches" - Itchy & Scratchy [2F04] Bart's Girlfriend - Children hunted by parents on horseback with nets [3F15] A Fish Called Selma - Stop the Planet of the Apes! I want to get off! [3F21] Homerpalooza - T-shirt featuring Dr. Zaius {bg} [4F18] In Marge We Trust - Conquest of the County of the Apes [3G04] Simpson Tide - Planet of the Doughnuts [BABF09] Saddlesore Galactica - "Might this be the start of a terrifying 'Planet of the Horses'?" [BABF12] Pygmoelian - "...not Cornelius from Planet of the Apes ugly"

Actually, he said "Ritalin popping monkeys."

purple monkey dishwasher.

Rob wrote in message news:...

Why just last night, on national television, a magician split Marge into four chimpanzees! Homer said something profound like: "She was chimpanzees all along", or something to that effect.

Aaron Hirshberg

So she was made of chimps!

- mirilidium "Folks, this is not part of the act. Please, help her."

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in message news:...

What the hell episode is that from? I have no recolection of it. I think I am losing my...ability to...like...recoginize...stuff...I've lost my perspicacity ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"its always in the last place to you look."

verbina

It's the ep. where Bart and Homer become grifters and Marge gets addicted to Long Island Iced Teas. Typical Ned No!!!!!!!!! Jamaica Mon.I wanna pass the dutchie on the left hand side.