Alt Tv Rewind

arkapplingAug 3, 2003, 7:48 PM ET

.....Big, green, sweaty, salty, hairy, camel nuts.

Sydney AssbasketAug 4, 2003, 12:31 AM ET↩ arkappling

I sort of liked the first episode. Mr. Shake Hands Man and Lady One Question were funny, though I can't imagine watching this show every week.

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Whoever says "Nothing is impossible" has never tried to slam a revolving door. - Willy Walker

Dr MusicAug 4, 2003, 1:39 AM ET↩ Sydney Assbasket

"Sydney Assbasket " wrote in message news:[email]...

Question

Straying wayyy off topic, does anyone know the music played during Lady One Question? It sounds sooooooooo familiar.

(P.S. While we're off topic anyway, did anyone notice on tonight's show Mr. Shake Hands Man was recycled from the original British version? Or are Angelina and Billy-Bob back together? ;-)

Yours truly, Some bozo

entAug 4, 2003, 2:49 AM ET↩ arkappling

"arkappling" wrote in message news:AbhXa.154743$[email]...

if your talking about that japanese betting show you are wrong. it's hilarious.

Strange ThingAug 4, 2003, 6:02 AM ET↩ ent

"ent" wrote in message news:[email]...

yes! nothing will beat the grandma chicken wheelchair challenge!

sam

Sir RealAug 4, 2003, 10:12 AM ET↩ Strange Thing

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Sir RealAug 4, 2003, 10:12 AM ET↩ Strange Thing

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I dunno. Squirrel fishing was pretty funny, too.

somedudeAug 4, 2003, 8:22 PM ET↩ Sir Real

Next episode: Transsexual skateboarder hari-kiri! Season finale: We get so pissed off at low ratings we invade China again! Fall premiere: Iron Systems Administrator!

That GuyAug 11, 2003, 11:58 AM ET↩ Strange Thing

"Strange Thing" wrote in message news:bglb0a$pm9$[email]...

"grandma chicken wheelchair challenge"? I haven't heard of this show, but it sounds great! Can you please describe the grandma chicken wheelchair challenge?

Doug TabaccoAug 4, 2003, 8:12 PM ET↩ ent

"ent" wrote in message news:[email]...

Anyone know where it might be up for download? I've heard about it, and it sounds great :)

somedudeAug 4, 2003, 8:18 PM ET↩ arkappling

I liked the first skit where you had to pick out the transvestite boy from a lineup of young girls in pretty frilly dresses. There was something vaguely disturbing about the whole concept in a vague way, though.

Banzai in general sort of reminds me of that Simpsons episode that parodied Japanese game shows. Like they reverse-engineered the satire, which the Japs seem capable of doing.

Anyhow, it was sort of fun to watch and it was somewhat like actually watching Japanese t.v. without having to go to Japan. Next episode I'm going to move my television into the closet then sit on the floor in there with some ramen and saki, and pretend I'm in Japan. (For dessert, a $200 cubical watermelon that accesses the internet via an implanted nanochip, of course.)

Benjamin RobinsonAug 4, 2003, 11:12 PM ET↩ somedude

In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "Re: Banzai SUCKS!!!" thread, somedude wrote:

Agreed on both points. <mock accent=Japanese>Bwah ha ha! Now little boy psychologically scarred for LIFE! Bwah ha ha ha! Now on to next gaming opportunity!</mock accent>

Perhaps, but an article I read in the newspaper implied that the show was actually produced stateside.

entAug 5, 2003, 4:26 AM ET↩ Benjamin Robinson

"Benjamin Robinson" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think its british, but not totally sure.

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decide

Steve VanDevenderAug 5, 2003, 12:09 AM ET↩ somedude

somedude writes:

This was the first and last time I saw any of "Banzai", and when the transvestite boy skit was on, I immediately remembered seeing a promo showing the boy taking off the wig, which of course blew any suspense that skit might have held. I don't know who's dumber, the people making "Banzai" or the Fox promo department.

Dr MusicAug 5, 2003, 3:08 AM ET↩ Steve VanDevender

"Steve VanDevender" wrote in message news:[email]...

The number of spoilers I have seen in Fox promos would indicate the latter is true.

Yours truly, Some bozo

That GuyAug 11, 2003, 12:01 PM ET↩ Dr Music

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:0KIXa.625217$[email]...

Besides, it would have been way cooler if they made that that the guy had to have sex with the girl he chose... even if the "girl" was the transvestite. THAT would make it interesting.

ProginoskesAug 11, 2003, 8:23 PM ET↩ Dr Music

"Dr Music" wrote in message news:...

And they did it again! Last night, they had a preview of next week's show, where a guy tries to pilot a robot (with a dead chicken on top) across the highway, and the announcer asks, "Will the chicken cross the road?" Nope. It got squashed. -- Christopher Heckman

ProginoskesAug 5, 2003, 3:37 AM ET↩ somedude

somedude wrote in message news:...

Or buy a satellite dish, or get cable ... -- Christopher Heckman

somedudeAug 5, 2003, 10:25 AM ET↩ Proginoskes

I used to have cable from the last guy who lived here. I see a lot of satellite dishes around but don't get this concept of "buy." You mean people, like, *pay* for t.v.? What the hell country is this, Russia? France?

Michael ZaiteAug 5, 2003, 1:29 PM ET↩ somedude

"somedude" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Worse. Pay for COMMERCIAL t.v. You pay to watch more channels worth of commercials. They have it at my Girlfriend's place so I mooch off of them. No sense letting it go to waste.

Tyler HuestisAug 13, 2003, 9:03 PM ET↩ somedude

"somedude" wrote in message news:[email]...

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TV WATCHES YOU!

Aaron HirshbergAug 5, 2003, 11:37 AM ET↩ somedude

somedude wrote in message news:...

And then you can go for an airplane ride and Godzilla can grab the airplane out of the sky!

Space

J44xmAug 10, 2003, 6:19 PM ET↩ arkappling

["arkappling"; Sun, 03 Aug 2003 23:48:48 GMT]

I've love to know how it was discovered that they are salty ...

somedudeAug 10, 2003, 11:39 PM ET↩ J44xm

Hmmm....Poo Shoe? The Shake-Hand Guy? Place your bets!!!!

I may be hooked.

mykieAug 12, 2003, 3:40 AM ET↩ somedude

somedude wrote in news:3F3710C2.1340 @somefreakinplace.com:

Don't get too hooked. You know the wise execs at Fux are going to yank it as soon as they figure out it has a cult following...

...and replace it with another Idiot Breeding Experiment (woohoo! let's hear it for Paradise Hotel every Monday night! Hold on, when was Family Guy on again?)

J44xmAug 13, 2003, 7:56 PM ET↩ mykie

["mykie"; Tue, 12 Aug 2003 07:40:58 GMT]

"And now, presenting Fox's hit new show, "Joe Idol Temptation"!

That GuyAug 11, 2003, 12:02 PM ET↩ J44xm

"J44xm" wrote in message news:[email]...

I think because they sting when they hit him in the eyes.

J44xmAug 11, 2003, 8:40 PM ET↩ arkappling

["arkappling"; Sun, 03 Aug 2003 23:48:48 GMT]

I just watched it for the first time yesterday, and I kind of liked it, in a weird way. It's ridiculous enough to be passable, but it doesn't belong between "Futurama" and "The Simpsons." It's more of a Saturday evening thing, instead of "COPS."

Aaron HirshbergAug 12, 2003, 11:03 AM ET↩ J44xm

STUPID SAUSAGE DOG!!!!!

Space

ProginoskesAug 12, 2003, 4:47 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

[email] (Aaron Hirshberg) wrote in message news:...

That better not be a slur against dachshunds ... -- Christopher Heckman

J44xmAug 13, 2003, 7:54 PM ET↩ Aaron Hirshberg

["Aaron Hirshberg"; Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:03:28 GMT]

Mmmmm ... sausage dog ...

arkapplingAug 12, 2003, 11:56 PM ET↩ J44xm

"J44xm" wrote in message news:[email]...

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You know, I think you hit the nail on the head. I don't hate the show so much as resent it's time slot. It doesn't go in the lineup. Like you said--Saturday evening COPS kinda thing.

Michael ZaiteAug 13, 2003, 12:40 AM ET↩ arkappling

"arkappling" wrote in message news:JFi_a.167040$[email]...

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I don't really know why it isn't on on Saturday. That show really seems like a Drunk with friends show. Not a monday morning water cooler show.

David SibleyAug 14, 2003, 10:55 AM ET↩ Michael Zaite

"Michael Zaite" wrote in message news:...

It will never end up on Saturday. Once FOX discovers it has a following, they'll move it to Thursday 8PM and kill it.