most disturbing moments

Mar 29, 2002, 5:32 AM ET26 posts by 21 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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rasalt.tv.simpsons

Don't know if this topic was ever beaten to death...but what are your nominees for the most disturbing moments on the Simpsons?

Off the top of my head I nominate:

- Homer jiggles his man-boobs and goes: "I'm down to a B-cup now!" in CABF09 -Hungry Hungry Homer

- About any scene where we glimpse Milhouse's deep self-loathing. "Who wets their bed now, Milhouse?" in BABF07 - Grift of the Magi

- Marge feeling relief in controlling Maggie's entire life. (forgot where..) --What gave me away? Was it the hoyven or the mayven?

Brianrasalt.tv.simpsons

"ras" wrote in message news:[email]...

Homer's bulging eyeball.

-B.
PalehorseBrianalt.tv.simpsons

I was going to say Moe's disturbing phone call to the escort service and the end of the "Soccer Mummy" promo but, I think the eyeball wins out over all. "Brian" wrote in message news:UmYo8.1164$[email]...

The RackPalehorsealt.tv.simpsons

Drunk and full of pie, A. White wrote:

I'll third that. (Blurst episode ever, too)

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Paul HyettPalehorsealt.tv.simpsons

On Fri, 29 Mar 2002, A. White stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

I agree - I can't even watch those bits!

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Paul Hyett spewed forth in news:[email] on 30 Mar 2002:

I got one close to that, when Homer has the lasik surgery and his eyes crust over. YUK!

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Kellyrasalt.tv.simpsons

"And then in a few years, when Bart and Lisa are married"

or something like that. Who has the correct quote and episode?

On Fri, 29 Mar 2002 10:32:03 GMT, [email] (ras) wrote:

Paul HyettKellyalt.tv.simpsons

On Fri, 29 Mar 2002, Kelly stated this considered view. Waking from my doze, I hastily scrawled -

It's from 'Kill the Alligator and Run', but I can't remember the exact quote.

Paul 'US Sitcom Fan' Hyett - The Wild Frame Grabber of the Net! Website at http://www.activist.demon.co.uk/USsitcoms/
synecdocherasalt.tv.simpsons

On Fri, 29 Mar 2002 10:32:03 GMT, [email] (ras) wrote:

Homer's eyes crusting over after laser eye surgery.

-dave

P. Piggly Hogswinerasalt.tv.simpsons

"ras" wrote in message news:[email]...

how about the erotic photos of homer? esp. the one with him curled up with that fire hose! or in that bear costume?! i'm gonna maul you!

SJBrasalt.tv.simpsons

"ras" wrote in message news:[email]...

Marge opens the bathroom door and finds a naked Mr. Burns with spots all over his body.

We hear a woman's beautiful voice singing at church, and it turns out to be Ned Flanders.

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Ya wanna see disturbing? What about when Patrick actually formed eyes and a mouth from his back fat and made it talk. "Hi, I'm Pat-Back." Now that was disturbing. Oh wait...that was on Spongebob Squarepants.

Brett BuckLegion1979alt.tv.simpsons

But you're right. There are actually quite a few unsettling moments in SpongeBob. But the most unsettling cartoon I've seen is "Boo-Boo Goes Wild", the John K. "Yogi Bear" episode. Nervous laughter all around.

Brett

ThrillhouseSwinefeldalt.tv.simpsons

how about flanders's's shapely rump in his ski outfit

or Homer snorting a steak

or the beer in microasia (oh god oh god oh god)

or louis, er, comic book guy & mother skinner *shudder*

or flanders cutting the woman's haor like maude's

or the grease snowstorm at the dance (ow, that had bacon in it!)

screw flanders. eh, bon apetit.

Greg Wishartrasalt.tv.simpsons

Homer getting his eyeball sucked out by the grease vacuum.

-greg-

"ras" wrote in message news:[email]...

Greg Wishartrasalt.tv.simpsons

The two-storey outhouse really gave me the creeps when they guy the bottom was screaming to stop.

-greg-

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Phil A.rasalt.tv.simpsons

"ras" wrote in message news:[email]...

The whole of Homer's Enemy is fantastically disturbing. The first time I saw it I thought: "Hang on, Homer's idiocy drove Frank mad and he killed himself! And everyone was laughing at Frank's funeral even though it was Homer's fault he died! What the FUCK?"

The vision of the Simpson children as pink-skinned, five-fingered freaks is just plain creepy.

Also whenever we hear Homer's psychotic internal voice, e.g. "Mental note: The girl knows too much..."

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Jason SaslowPhil A.alt.tv.simpsons

It wasn't Homer's fault. Grimey grabbed the high voltage cables on his own free will. Can't blame Homer for that.

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ArfJason Saslowalt.tv.simpsons

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 08:09:01 -0500, Jason Saslow wrote:

Yeah. Homer was just being himself. In fact, Homer _tried_ to be nice to Grimey. It was Grimey who had the problem, and his own stupid fault for grabbing the high voltage cables.

DiscoStuPhil A.alt.tv.simpsons

Yeah I agree. The Frank Grimes episode always makes my stomach turn. I hope he comes back and haunts the Simpsons.

Greg

rasrasalt.tv.simpsons

I remember another one now!

Chief Wiggum suckling milk from a rat in "Mayored to the Mob".

The one with Flanders's butt in tights is another good one :) ...stupid sexy Flanders....

/ras --What gave me away? Was it the hoyven or the mayven?