funniest blackboard line ever

Feb 19, 2003, 5:07 PM ET6 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.simpsons

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MomusFeb 19, 2003, 5:07 PM ETalt.tv.simpsons

despite the varying critiques of the last 4 simpsons episodes.....does anbody else agree that "spongebob is not a contraceptive" is the funniest blackboard line ever on the show? other suggestions are welcome

Don CorleoneFeb 19, 2003, 6:12 PM ET↩ Momusalt.tv.simpsons

personally i think

'pork is not a verb'

is the best

beer pointFeb 20, 2003, 12:37 AM ET↩ Don Corleonealt.tv.simpsons

"Brevity is . . .wit!"

Funny on at least two levels . . .

Mozey

Jeff BinderFeb 19, 2003, 9:12 PM ET↩ Momusalt.tv.simpsons

Going way back to Season 1, 7G02:

I will not waste chalk. I will not waste chalk. I will not waste chalk. I will not waste chalk. I will not waste chalk.

ManiocaTundraFeb 19, 2003, 11:06 PM ET↩ Momusalt.tv.simpsons

<.....does anbody else agree that "spongebob is not a contraceptive" is the funniest blackboard line ever on the show>

I know that it wasn't really bashing SpongeBob in the lines of "Hey, SpongeBob is so stupid," but I thought it was the saddest chalkboard gag, as the show is decaying so much that they have to draw in the hipness of a well-done show like SpongeBob SquarePants to try and appear as hip with some joke that would appear on "Weekend Update" on SNL

JMSinLAFeb 22, 2003, 9:01 PM ET↩ Momusalt.tv.simpsons

I still like "This school does not need a regime change." Although its topicality might make it less humorous in years to come.