This one was on my local fox station today. I just love this episode cause it shows the interaction between Bart and Lisa. I just get laughs from Lisa's attempts to get Bart to bed.
"You said, go to bread!" Bart to Lisa as he sits at the kitchen table, eating bread.
"You didn't say which bed." Bart to Lisa as he bounces on what I assume is Homer and Mage's bed.
Just a fun episode all around:)
Robin:) NRobin1027
Bart had his shoulder disilcolted. I didn't find this very funny at all, I am suprised that you did.
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In article , "Doris Price" writes:
I didn't say that Bart's injuries were funny, I said the storyline in general was funny. Nobody in their right mind would find a dislocated shoulder and a bump on the head funny.
Was was funny about this ep was Lisa being in charge of older Bart and Bart doing everything in his power to make Lisa look like a terrible sitter.
Robin:) NRobin1027
they would if it was make believe especially if it was in a cartoon care-bear chatroom is in order
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On Tue, 17 Dec 2002 21:59:55 GMT, "Doris Price" wrote:
A good disilcoltionating is always hilaroolious.
Come on, now, "disilcolted" is a perfectly cromulent word.
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It embiggens us all....
Doris Price wrote in message ...
Yes. When will people learn that cartoon characters being hurt is not funny.
Will someone PLEASE think of the cartoon children?!?!?
I'm just saying thjat violence towards children is NOT FUNNY, AND IT IS WRONG to praise it as entertainment.
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funny.
What's pink, stiff and makes women scream?
Cot death
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oh yes, but it was children-on-children violence, which is fine
same with animal violence. if Fred Quimby had made a cartoon featuring a human being mutilating a cat, it would have got nowhere. but because it was a mouse mutiliating the cat, it was fine!
Jamie wrote in message ...
Remember : Homer credited the success of the show to "one simple act of child abuse" (in Behind The Laughter).
Tsk. I bet Doris laughs her hypocritical ass off when she sees babies being mutilated by tractors on America's Funniest Home Videos. Get a life.
I BEG YOU PARDON??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHILDREN-ON-CHILDREN VIOLENCE IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When children are violent as kids they become violent when they grow up!@!!!!
You are really starting to anger me now!!
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On Wed, 18 Dec 2002 23:10:47 GMT, "Doris Price" wrote:
Bart was clowning around and got hurt when he fell down the stairs. Did you actually watch the episode, or do you just like to shout on newsgroups?
Yeah, when Lisa grows up she'll probably be a serial-killing psycho hooker.
Oh, I think *that* train left the station some time ago.
Or is this whole thing a put-on?
there's those pesky little munkee asterisks again ...
What Doris means to say is that instead of spending this time in a chat room venting her frustration, she should be working to save up money for prostitutes or therapy for repressed childhood issues
while degrading the simpsons, old d bizzle probably loves shakespeare and greek mythology, where we see a 13 year old girl and 17 year old boy kill themselves other after an illicit affair, a son fucking his mom and killing his dad, a bartender usurping the throne of denmark and hairy-legged sirens luring men to their-fat-stink-suffocated death
did you ever see the episode where the comic book guy dates skinner's mom ..... i guess there's hope for you after all.
just make sure your cape is on straight before you head down to the store.
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For your information sir yes I did see the episode! I know that Lisa didn't do it, it was an accident, but nonethless it was an act of violence, of terrible pain, and the original poster called it funny, and it is NOT funny because it is WRONG to say that violence to children is funny.
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As a matter of interest, have you ever tried to file a lawsuit against Tex Avery for Incitement To VIolence Against Coyotes?
Chuck Jones directed the Road Runner cartoons, not Tex Avery. Avery wasn't even working at Warners anymore by the time those cartoons were made, he was at MGM.
On Thu, 19 Dec 2002 01:59:12 GMT, "Doris Price" wrote:
Depends on the violence. And the kid.
I mean, I think it would be fairly amusing to watch that creepy "zoom zoom" kid from the car commercials get, oh I don't know, hit on the head with a trout or something.
Dude, the still images from that movie are giving me nightmares. Could you destroy them, or replace them with pictures of happy clouds?
munko is as brief as possible but he is a worriesome little monkey isnt he
eeeeek eeeeek eeeeeek
JC O'Nazareth wrote in message news:0WaM9.36104$[email]...
save us all from mukee's warped mind
i mean, how many hours were logged finding a monkey bicycle safety video
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Isn't it great?
Scott Munro wrote in message ...
No, it's appaling. And you know why?
BECAUSE VIOLENCE TO CHILDREN IS WRONG!!!!! Even if they're monkey children who don't understand basic bicycle safety.
yep you americans are sure used to the phrase "monkey children"
no way jc was black, right flanders?
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You calling me American?
you callin me canadian
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.......no?
go back to school lovejoy
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On Thu, 19 Dec 2002 04:12:39 -0000, "JC O'Nazareth" wrote:
Ah, touch�!
Oh man did you have to say that? i got curious and now i have to live with those images in my brain. That is just freaky.
But did you see the way his arm was hanging at a right angle? I almost peed my pants laughing. And then Lisa dropping him down the cliff. Pure comic genius. Violence towards children is very very funny but only if they're back to normal by the next episode.
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Heh heh heh heh....
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Quick, somebody say something inflammatory! Let's see if her head explodes!
i like the halloween episodes where everyone gets decapitated but its ok because its halloween
what do you do, switch the censor off then because the context is very slightly different
you bleeding hearts take the simpsons for what its worth and SHUT THE HELL UP
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Fred Quimby didn't make those MGM Tom and Jerry cartoons, Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera did.
Joe
He may not have made them, but he MADE them.
Quimby is too busy running Springfield to make cartoons
yeah YOU STOOOOOPID MANIACS!
me and d-roc here have had enough! if you feel like us, just join the SNUH movement to protest the characters on the simpsons.
damn life immitating art.
Remember, you old bat:: no one person can make a difference, no matter how big a screwball they may be.
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Bart Simpson is pretend. As such, no one -really- gets hurt when he's run over by a car.
YES that is correct. But nobody here ever said that Bart getting hit by a car is FUNNY, so there is no problems.
over
Doris Price wrote in message ...
Bart getting hit by a car is very funny
On Thu, 19 Dec 2002 02:43:02 -0000, "JC O'Nazareth" wrote:
It was hilarious, especially in Burns's version.
"Take *me*! I'm *old*!"
I think that was the first episode I ever saw (apart from some Ullman shorts)
"Five hundred thousand dollars? I spit on his five hundred thousand dollars! Pfagh!"
That does it. I've had it with this site. I am NEVER going to post here again.
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sweet jesus . . . i'll never forget where i was when i heard the news . . .
JQM
The is no emoticon for what i'm feeling!
(i did LOL when i read that)
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dooooooorrrrriiiissss
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come back, we need you
like CBG needs agnes, baby.
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Hey, do you remember that thing that Doris used to do?
When she'd get really upset by child-on-child violence?
Man that was great. I miss her.
You think she has a daughter?
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yep that's the type of person you just wish you could see more of
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I forgot to say: I will no longer read any messages from this group so go ahead and make all yout STUPID LITTLE COMMENTS it doesnt matter because I have won because I wont read them anyway.
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This comment is stupid and little.
is doris back
doris i miss you baby Lots42 bomb white house wrote in message news:[email]...
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On Thu, 19 Dec 2002 21:40:09 GMT, "Doris Price" wrote:
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Scott Munro wrote in message ...
Awww! I wanted to see her head explode...
This is USENET, not a website.
["Doris Price"; Thu, 19 Dec 2002 21:40:09 GMT]
That has made this day worth it for me.
but it is funny contextually
remember the magical stuff homer started smoking in one episode?
smoke some and you will see what we mean
you're embarrassing yourself
is the objective to show us the error of our ways or to exonerate yourself?
either way, my advice to you, you sanctimonious old crank is:
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Bart Simpson getting hit by a car is funny.