To Many Nerd Here.

NERDS!!!!!!!!!

I am rubber and you are glue, its bounces off me and sticks to you.. nanananana =-)~

["Mr Blue Sky"; Sun, 08 Dec 2002 17:44:11 GMT]

Ha ha! He's sure got out number! Whoo ...

On Sun, 8 Dec 2002 12:44:11 -0500, "Mr Blue Sky" wrote:

We're not nerds! Nerds are smart.

On Sun, 08 Dec 2002 15:57:07 -0700, Alan Hamilton wrote:

Sadly, one of the best lines in the recent episodes

Hey pal! Did you get a load of the nerd?

["Zed"; Sun, 08 Dec 2002 23:25:46 GMT]

I beg your pardon?

It's TOO many nerdS (plural) here. Not "to" many. Nerd.

["Markc65"; Mon, 09 Dec 2002 00:11:41 GMT]

He's not smart enough to be a nerd; he's a dork, plain and simple.

I don't think the "Nerds are smart" line was recent...wasn't that from PTA Disbands?

On 09 Dec 2002 00:11:41 GMT, [email] (Markc65) wrote:

No, it's "too many nerd." We're not even allowed to have one.

No, he was addressing the many nerd in the newsgroup. He was also using the archaic, but still grammatically correct, plural of "nerd." So your complaint, while seemingly well grounded, is without merit.

Dumbass.

Jay

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You are wrong. If he were using the archaic form of "nerd" he would have written "nerdus" for the singular and "nerdi" for the plural. "Nerdum" and "Nerda," or "Nerdex" and "Nerdices" are also acceptable.

Unless you are thinking of the Old English variation, spelled "Nerde," but the plural of that would end with an "S" also, such as "Nerdes."

Please do your research before parading your ignorance before all on this newsgroup.

You misspelled "Genius."

"Markc65" wrote in message news:[email]...

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Pshaw! Everyone knows that the "Nerde" variation has a silent "k" at the beginning, and that in OLDE Old English it was actually pronounced, rendering the word as "kuh-nerd."

Sheesh.

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"Markc65" wrote in message news:[email]...

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So what is the proper word to describe a group of Nerds (sp) . As in a gaggle of geese, a murder of ravens, a ? of nerds....

"James Hammer" wrote in message news:W0zJ9.316658$P31.123838@rwcrnsc53...

A herd.

On Wed, 11 Dec 2002 04:19:02 GMT, "James Hammer" wrote:

A glavin of nerds.

"James Hammer" wrote in message news:W0zJ9.316658$P31.123838@rwcrnsc53...

The proper term is "Star Trek Convention."

but then who is going to create your bra bombs? heh hey (in the frink voice)

Stephen

before the internet, i thought i was a lone nerd in a sea of non-nerds... but now, like odysseus sailing to ithaca, i've come home.

homeboy cant hack the absurd conclusion this society, lovejoys dis illusion

homer drinks, 'cartoons dont mean anything there just a bunch of stupid drawing s you got yo head so far up your ass you must miss the train and catch the bus

too stupid to drive otto drives your ass - in the shower or on the ride as if a bitch like you could decide bart sittin in his tutu is he gay or is he if i cant look at my world without bein a nerd then call ME a sissy

blik wrote in message news:[email]...

On Wed, 11 Dec 2002 00:38:00 GMT, "whippythewit" wrote:

Uh...yeah.

Boy, that's right up there with the "Mr. Plow" rap.

i would like to repond by asking....

what kind of man makes websites about "bizarre and surrealistic" bicycle safety, spends all his time watching a childrens cartoon, and wears a t-shirt that says "genius at work"?

answer: the Comic Book Guy

I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say, I'm the most pretentious guy in the USA. I got a big ego, and I spew a lot of things, Like the two cents that i shoulda put into get laid...

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 04:01:17 GMT, "whippythewit" wrote:

You do realize that your last line neither rhymes nor scans.

you do not recognize my cover of the MC Homer classic, which, if you will remember, did not have a conventional rhyming scheme

boom titi boom ti boom

i'm Mr Bike and I'm here to say i'm the smokinest guy in the USA i got a big bong and i scan a lot of things like your cents with the laid .... wait a minute. Where am I, again?

oh yes, one question - in episode Re: To Many Nerd Here, scotty posts two different messages yet clearly they produce identical notes. What are we led to believe, this is some kind of "super-newsgroup"?

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 14:28:44 GMT, "whippythewit" wrote:

Yeah, but Homer's didn't rhyme or scan because Homer's a talentless oaf.

Or are you admitting something here?

what is this "scan" you speak of?

is that like when mojo the helper munkee got trained to use a keyboard, (perhaps after bicycle safety class....)

do you think he ever made it to alt.tv.simpsons and read about himself? While his brevity would be refreshing, it is quite possible that instead of intellegently refuting something, it would be all "eeek eek" and throwing own excrement.

Munko you so crazay

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 16:41:38 GMT, "whippythewit" wrote:

http://newark.rutgers.edu/~jlynch/Terms/scan.html

By the way, I realize now that "laid" is supposed to be an assonant half-rhyme (or perhaps a half-assonant rhyme?) with the "A" in "USA." It's pretty lame, but I do acknowledge the intent.

http://gorams.wssu.edu/wallr/HotPotatoes/poeticterminology.htm

i was going for more of a avant-garde haiku instead of street half rhymes

while intent wasnt there, the analysis was. really makes you think - ah the mysteries of life.

but munkee or not, its good that to know that i now have a critical following ... anyone else wanting to join the To Many Nerd Witty Genius Fan Club can respond to this group.

Never thought a munkee wud improuve my vokabularee. Never thought a munkee wud improuve my vokabularee Never thought a munkee wud improuve my vokabularee Never thought a munkee wud improuve my vokabularee Never thought a munkee wud improuve my vokabularee Never thought a munkee wud improuve my voka ...

by the way people, not naming any names, but a certain munkee keeps forgetting references to intended subject matter. It has become all about the organ-grinders, bug eating, cigar smoking and poop smearing.

What happened to the glavin, people?

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 18:59:33 GMT, "whippythewit" wrote:

That was a *haiku*?

http://www.bartleby.com/61/26/H0012600.html

Oy, ng'hey! My scansion meter just exploded with the flames and the shrapnel and the blood everywhere!

i guess that makes one of us who has studied poti-ri

by the way mr bergstrum, what does the punctuation * * mean? does that mean hackyou, but in a snowstorm? or is it when you're trying to put finality on something, like using a period, except it all just blows up in your face, with the questions and the diffused comebacks and hey hey hey it * * * *s me .

should the asterisk be used before or after the question mark? i suppose an obelisk before an exclamation lies somewhere in the near future

M...m..murphy ....
y*u are an ... elf ...
unc*ntr*llably . ..

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...

On Thu, 12 Dec 2002 23:34:55 GMT, "whippythewit" wrote:

It's used to indicate emphasis (or a foreign language). I use a text-only newsreader, and therefore cannot cannot italicize or underline. Some people use _underscores_, but I find *asterisks* aesthetically more pleasing.

I place punctuation inside the asterisks if the punctuation is part of what is being emphasized, and outside if it is not.

E.g.:

My only question is, *what the hell are you talking about?*

You told her *what*?

*i tole yo ma if you gonna sling yo shit on ho street, ya gotsta have a pizzle my nizzle*.

Scott Munro wrote in message news:[email]...