Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!

Aug 8, 2001, 12:24 PM ET8 posts by 6 posters

8 posts

iidavephAug 8, 2001, 12:24 PM ET

Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm. Here's 99 cents.

CBG: Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction: you wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me, negative $59. Oh, oh please, take my $59. I don't want it. It's yours. Eh, eh, eh -- it seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm. I shall close the register at this point and state that 99 cents is the rental price.

Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it? Please?

CBG: No you may not. I am all out. Though I do have a surprising abundance of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

Best CBG quote EVER!

David "Something Funny" Moore

dave h.Aug 8, 2001, 12:55 PM ET↩ iidaveph

worst "best cbg quote ever!" ever!

Steve MannionAug 10, 2001, 8:17 PM ET↩ dave h.

now make like my pants, and split

how do you feel about 34 year old virgins who still live with their mothers?

steve m

Kristian RongeAug 10, 2001, 9:50 PM ET↩ dave h.

On Wed, 8 Aug 2001, dave h. wrote:

Worst "best cbg quote ever!"-reply ever!

/ Kristian

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dave h.Aug 10, 2001, 10:38 PM ET↩ Kristian Ronge

Kristian Ronge wrote:

worst worst "best cbg quote ever!" reply ever! ever!

ugh...feels like i'm wearing a crown of ice cubes on my head.

KatijaikatAug 11, 2001, 12:06 AM ET↩ dave h.

Who are you? Old Man Winter?

"My head hurts, I'm going to lie down."

Kristian RongeAug 10, 2001, 9:49 PM ET↩ iidaveph

On Wed, 8 Aug 2001, iidaveph wrote:

-You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? *BEEP* -Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. *BEEP* -You have entered "power drive". Now, push 7-8-7 to swing! *BEEP BEEP BEEP* -Ball is in parking lot!

/ Kristian

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Scott VivianAug 11, 2001, 10:11 AM ET↩ iidaveph

in this house we use a little word called "please"