Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls:
Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions:
The American Revolution; World War II; The Star Wars Trilogy.
If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures. Well, good night, everybody!
Peace, man!
Bart Simpson
War.
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'
"wavking" wrote in message news:FVjb8.1397$[email]...
War eh'? I hear they have that on computers now.
WAR TURNS BOYS INTO MEN
BILL
______________________ LONG LIVE THE EETRWY!!!!
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"BILL WILLIAR" spewed forth in news:UDkb8.159$[email] on 15 Feb 2002:
no, war turns men into boys. War is also just old men sending young men (and women) off to die for something they had nothing to do with. And please stop posting in all-caps.
I DON'T POST WITH ALL CAPITOL LETTER BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING, I DO IT BECAUSE IT LOOKS BETTER ON THE SCREEN
SOME OF MY FRIENDS SAY IT IS EASIER TO READ
SORRY
BILL
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Greg Bair wrote in message ...
"BILL WILLIAR" wrote in message news:Obyb8.189$[email]...
BECAUSE
SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE WRONG
DR MUSIC P.S. PARKING WAS AMPLE.
No, pretty much, all of them are wrong for saying that.
--Message Attributes Follow-- Date: Sat, 16 Feb 2002 21:28:57 GMT From: "Dr Music" [[email]] Organization: Shaw Residential Internet Article: news: Subject: Re: War Newsgroup(s): alt.tv.simpsons
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ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE WRONG
It's true too. Don't let someone tell you it's "shouting" because some idiot in the 80's or 90's or something, on a computer decided that's what ALL CAPS mean.
THANKS.
Drunk and full of pie, Simpsons Fan wrote:
IT'S COOL TO SEE THE WRITERS COME TOGETHER ON AN ISSUE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. OH HOW I WISH I WERE ON WEB.TV, WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS THE CALLING CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Mon, 18 Feb 2002 00:17:44 GMT, [email] (The Rack) wrote:
LOL, it's a conspiracy I tell you...
TTYL
In article , "BILL WILLIAR" writes:
Drunk and full of pie, BILL WILLIAR wrote:
Time was, you send a boy off to war. Make him into a man real quick.
"The Rack" wrote in message news:[email]...
But there ain't no decent wars anymore, thank you Warren Christopher!!!
Dr Music P.S. Parking was ample.
[email] (The Rack) spewed forth in news:[email] on 16 Feb 2002:
Yes, time was, but now with all the computers and the robots and the laser- guided smart bombs and the glavin!
On Sat, 16 Feb 2002, BILL WILLIAR wrote:
Good one!
/ Kristian +-------------------------------------------------------+ |Kristian Ronge |[email]|[email]| |d99, datateknik, KTH (Kungliga Tekniska H�gskolan) | |d99, Computer Science, Royal Institute of Technology | +-------------------------------------------------------+ -"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy people?"
"BILL WILLIAR" wrote in message news:UDkb8.159$[email]...
I'll remain a boy, thank you very much.
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