Alt Tv Rewind

David McClearyOct 28, 2002, 9:04 PM ET

"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa...I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus." -Homer

pturgeonOct 29, 2002, 12:41 AM ET↩ David McCleary

Uh oh..we've drawn Judge Snyder.

Is that bad ?

Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog .

You did ?

Well..replace the word kinda with repeatedly..and dog with son.

On Tue, 29 Oct 2002 02:04:41 GMT, "David McCleary" wrote:

David McClearyOct 29, 2002, 1:00 AM ET↩ pturgeon

When Moe goes to register as a sex offender: "Ah there's always a line!"

"pturgeon" wrote in message news:[email]...

Jesus."

Adam CampbellOct 29, 2002, 2:21 PM ET↩ David McCleary

Dr. Nick: "And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint? No. Thats trauma."

JamieOct 29, 2002, 2:33 PM ET↩ David McCleary

"Aaah! It's the Rapture!! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!"

GooberOct 29, 2002, 3:25 PM ET↩ David McCleary

"David McCleary" wrote in news:Z0mv9.255744$[email]:

It's some sort of land-cow!

Ernesto Guzman JrOct 29, 2002, 4:15 PM ET↩ David McCleary

"These Bags Seem Kind Of Light" (homer) "Maybe your just getting stronger"(marge) "Well, i have been eating more"(Homer) LOL "David McCleary" wrote in message news:Z0mv9.255744$[email]...

Cynically DepressedOct 29, 2002, 5:32 PM ET↩ Ernesto Guzman Jr

"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals, except for the weasel." - Homer Simpson

GeoBQnOct 29, 2002, 6:35 PM ET↩ Cynically Depressed

(On the John Waters character) Marge: He prefers the company of men! Homer: Who doesn't?

Mark WildenOct 30, 2002, 12:03 PM ET↩ Cynically Depressed

"Cynically Depressed" wrote in message news:the_medication'[email] s.com...

One of my earliest favorites. But the punctuation is wrong, I feel. Not enough pause before "except."

"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals...except for the weasel." - Homer Simpson

JimboOct 29, 2002, 11:24 PM ET↩ David McCleary

Lisa and Mother Simpson singing: "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?" Homer: "Seven!" Lisa: "Dad, it's a rhetorical question." Homer: "Rhetorical, eh? Eight! Lisa: "Do you even know what rhetorical means?" Homer: "Do I know what rhetorical means?"

Aaron HirshbergOct 30, 2002, 11:05 AM ET↩ Jimbo

"Jimbo" wrote in message news:...

It seems like I answer this question every week. Seems like? I do answer this question every week.

Tyler HuestisOct 30, 2002, 4:45 PM ET↩ David McCleary

What do you think Smithers? I think women and sea-men don't mix.

Uncle Bert HimperdunckOct 31, 2002, 7:12 AM ET↩ David McCleary

I know you can read MY thoughts boy... (singing)

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

Ben FauldingOct 31, 2002, 5:30 PM ET↩ Uncle Bert Himperdunck

Moe: Am i really that ugly Carl: I don't know its all relative. Is Barney that drunk Barney:(moans) Carl: Is Lenny that dumb Lenny:(frowns sadly) Carl:Is Homer that fat bald and lazy Homer:(wimpers) Carl:see this is why i don't talk much

David McClearyNov 5, 2002, 12:57 AM ET↩ Uncle Bert Himperdunck

"How old are you little girl?" "8." "8!!! Go home grandma!" "Oh I am sorry little girl. Lugash must go next door to anger management class...STUPID ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! I SPIT ON IT!!" "Uncle Bert Himperdunck" wrote in message news:q69w9.22412$[email]...

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