The End

Apr 1, 2009, 3:15 AM ET11 posts by 7 posters
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Paul Bartram

Some people here have called for OFF to call it a day.

Obviously, eventually it will have to end, but hopefully not yet. So the question has to be asked, what form should the last episode of all take? In the tradition of MASH, Seinfeld etc. it would need to be a one-hour special, but somehow I can't imagine it would be as syrupy as the MASH farewell, where everyone but Potter's horse was crying.

What do you reckon, a devastating explosion that blows everyone to pieces? A sudden revelation that the whole thing had been a dream? (Don't laugh, Roseanne tried it!)

And will there be spin-off series?

Paul

Aaron HirshbergPaul Bartram

Last episode:

Homer is in the hospital. Lovejoy comes to see him and tells him that Barney has rowed to Sweden in a life raft. Homer realizes that he has passed up the opportunity to go with him and escapes from the hospital and is last seen rowing in a small inflatable raft, trying to get to Sweden.

Hirshberg

SparkoHeapsAaron Hirshberg

On Apr 1, 7:43 am, "[email]" wrote:

Guest voice: Alan Arkin

is in the hospital. Lovejoy

Guest voice: Anthony Perkins

comes to see him and tells him that

Guest voice: Bob Balaban

has rowed to Sweden in a life raft. Homer realizes that he has

JeßusAaron Hirshberg

In article <011ebf3b-4e93-4c95-8a39- [email]>, [email] says...

And in the closing moments of the show... ... a whale with an uncanny resemblance to Matt Groening swallows Homer... only to die from 'cholesterol poisoning'.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it - George Bernard Shaw
Paul BartramJeßus

"Je�us" wrote

...after uttering the immortal line: "Geez, who knew a human could be so heavy?"

I propose this thread be sealed in a time capsule, to be dug up immediately after the final episode has aired, and whoever made the closest guess wins a hoverbike...

Paul

JeßusPaul Bartram

In article , "Paul Bartram" <paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au> says...

Agreed...

Just as long as it comes with the optional pickle matrix... bhay-gn- flay-vn.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it - George Bernard Shaw
R FlowersPaul Bartram

On Apr 1, 2:15 am, "Paul Bartram" <paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au> wrote:

Bart gets an 'A', Lisa gets an 'F', Homer & Marge divorce, then re- marry, Maggie says her first (or second or third or whatever) word, Barney sobers up, Moe falls in love, Selma gets married to Hans Moleman, Patty moves in with Cookie Kwan, Ol' Gil finally lands that big account, Apu sells the Kwik-E-Mart (who needs it?!), Grandpa falls in love, Smithers comes out, Mr. Burns gets shot, some other stuff happens.

There already was:

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/4F20

And of course, "Roy!":

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/msg/81919f6bbe44ce6f?hl=en

-- R Flowers

OFF FanPaul Bartram

On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 17:15:22 +1000, "Paul Bartram" <paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au> wrote:

Don't forget Newhart, and the months worth of storylines that were passed off as dreams in Dallas and Married.. with Children.

MG could be in the last scene, waking up from his '20+ year' long dream, and say something Homeresque, like "Oh! Donuts!" or "Oh! Bacon!" before rushing off downstairs to eat.

Please, no.

JeßusPaul Bartram

In article , "Paul Bartram" <paul.bartram AT OR NEAR lizzy.com.au> says...

It should be well planned ahead - and ONLY those involved in the first few seasons should have any say in any aspect of the episode in question.

It should be animated in the original style (well, not as far back as the Tracy Ullman Show era), using the old techniques... give those Korean's wrists a terrible strain.

Actually, ditto for the audio as well.

Don't make it too 'special' or different. Rather, just ensure that it at least holds up to the standards we knew from the first ten seasons... That classic sense of timing they had back then has never been bettered.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it - George Bernard Shaw
JeßusJeßus

In article , [email] says...

Actually- If they could tie in the original animation as aired on the Tracy Ullman Show somehow... could work well if done right.

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it - George Bernard Shaw
Don Del GrandePaul Bartram

Paul Bartman - er, Bartron - Bartram wrote:

Homer, Barney, Lenny, and Carl are standing out in some alley, each holding a beer. "Yep." "Yep." "Mm-hm." "Yep."

Actually, with Roseanne, it was her book, not a dream. However, in the Simpsons' case, it's Homer who has the dream, and it turns out everything in the dream really happened.

(And don't forget the ending to one series that went one season too long - St. Elsewhere.)

Carl will move to "The Cleveland Show".

There probably won't be a "last" episode, if for no other reason that Fox would be afraid that they would need (KOTH) or want (Family Guy) to bring the show back and would be painted into a corner.

(Here's an idea: at the end of the last episode, pull back to reveal Fry reading a Simpsons comic book - then they can bring back Futurama as a regular Fox series.)

-- Don