Kletus "the slack jawed Yocal"

As I remember "some folk`s`ll never eat a" ? "but then again some folks`ll" "It`s Kletus the slack jawed Yocal"

What is your favorite Kletus quote?

Malfunk

"malfunk" wrote in message news:[email]...

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and then.... some folk'll never lose a TOE

"I seen it fuhrst!"

I should add him to that thread about favorite not appearing too often characters.

And to the funniest scenes thread:

"Hey Brandine, ya might could wear these, to the job interview.."

"And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Naw, you best put 'em back where from ya got 'em."

"Okay" <- the way Cletus says OK here is sweetly funny...

and so on... Great scene. "Hey Maw!"

"Look at that pointy-hairded little girl"!

Drunk and full of pie, SPoOkY0428 wrote:

Huh huh. You coul' be one o' them TV magic queers.

I think that's my favorite of all time.

Kevin

Fairly new one - Cletus getting arrested:

"Hey, I want that lawyer what wears the cowboy hat!"

Bob Vesterman.

Whut time an' how burnt?

"malfunk" wrote in message news:[email]...

Also: "Some folk's'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk''. Like Kletus 'The Slack Jawed Yocal.'"

"Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!"

just for the record, it's cletus with a "c"

malfunk wrote:

Brandine picks up an arm full of cardboard tubes from the garbage and makes a comment about "now we can have indoor plumbing..."

"That county lockup's spoilt you Brandine... It's like I don't know you anymore!" (referring to indoor plumbing)

bl

"Bill Lee" wrote in message news:[email]...

Which episode is that from? I remember having seen it just the once.

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"Them things can go off even after they is dead".

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"You just go back to birthin' that baby."

Are you some kinda mo-ron?

"SEF/MMF" wrote in message news:[email]...

You coulda hoit somebody!

Girl: Cletus, we can't make out here, my parents are watching! Cletus: Now now, they's my parents too.

<or something like that>
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