Regarding the episode where the Comic Book Guy wonders if there is a Klingon word for lonliness, and then consults a book and squeals it out: 1. Is there really a word for lonliness?
Is the word he screamed out the right one? (I can't remember what he yelled, but it was something like 'car pack!')
On Sat, 03 Jan 2004 02:50:23 GMT, ZaPP Brannigan wrote:
Well, I'm not a nerd myself (n'ghey), but according to <http://www.snpp.com/episodes/CABF08>:
Jeff Cross explains: Klingon is an actual language, initially formulated by linguistics expert Marc Okrand for STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK. To date, there are three books (THE KLINGON DICTIONARY (original and expanded) and KLINGON FOR THE GALACTIC TRAVELER), two audio tapes (CONVERSATIONAL KLINGON and POWER KLINGON) and the Klingon Language Institute at www.kli.org, who took it upon themselves to translate HAMLET into Klingon after hearing a throwaway line from David Warner in STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY. Unfortunately, there isn't a complete English-to- Klingon concordance: according to the KLINGON DICTIONARY, there's no real word for "loneliness." The closest equivalent would be the phrase "jImobqu'" (pronounced jhi-mobe-koo), which means "I'm so alone!" Comic Book Guy's attempt of "ghardak" is gibberish.
Gibberish cannot be used for describing the frustration caused by dealing with inept web programmers. Gibberish cannot be used to explain the workings of a standard turbojet engine. Gibberish cannot be used to teach a group of people an abstract board game. Gibberish cannot be used as a medium for discussing where to find the best deal for lunch.
As opposed to Klingon, which can be, and has been, used for all those things.
Grammar? Certainly. There might be a bit of an issue with missing vocabulary; I believe Gygax & co. invented some words when they were putting it together.
(You guessed wrong, though. Dungeons & Dragons is a roleplaying game. The board game I'm talking about is called "Homeworlds", and it's played with Icehouse pyramids.)
maHvaD wa'vatlh taco-mey vIje' vIneHbej.
Again, the grammar can handle it just fine. As for vocabulary, the word "taco" is actually one of the standard examples of how some words don't have translations, and just get borrowed.