Where should the Simpsons go on vacation next?

I have pondered different ideas as where should they go on vacation (or for some other reason) next. Where should they go?

Here are my thoughts:

Texas: This should come from Homer getting a new job. Plenty of things for the family in Texas, perhaps they could do a crossover scene with the King of the Hill episode the same night.

Mexico: "Here we are guys, the biggest taco joint in the world!" Homer quote when they get there.

Utah: The Simpsons go on a camping trip, except that their luggage was picked up by another family at the Salt Lake airport, which leads to them disguise as Mormon donation collectors to find the luggage.

Colorado: The Simpsons go on a camping trip again, simply because the Utah episode was banned in Utah because of Mormon jokes. Passing by Invesco Field Homer soon remembered that he owns the Broncos (left over from "You Only Move Twice"), a memory resulting in the family hiding in the mountains after discovering that the IRS want him for unpaid taxes on the new stadium. John Elway guest stars.

Any other ideas?

"Jack Of Spades" wrote in message news:[email]...

Wales.

-Garry

I second that! Think Prince Charles could a voice, they could get Tom Jones back, Shirley Bassey etc.

A proper trip to India (other than the unconveiniant Kwik-E-Mart) and a trip to Wales would be good too!

Bazilla

Lichtenstein, San Marino, Luxembourg, Andorra & Monaco in a Simpson's "European countries nobody knows about and which cannot justify their existance" tour.

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How about a theme park on the Moon. Or Rigel 4.

"Yama" wrote in message news:[email]...

i think they should all go to germany, spend some time in bavaria, maybe go to oktoberfest. yes, i know it's stereotypical germany, and i don't mean to neglect the rest of the country (i lived there and i absolutely adore germany so don't get me wrong) but that might be funny! some laughs with the germans! homer could go to a Biergarten, they could play on some old german jokes, etc. i'm surprised they haven't gone yet, like searching for Uter's biological parents or something. what happened to all the german references in the show? why have they phased those out? i miss them.

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What's Rigel 4?

Now *that is* a good idea.

zero.cool :~)

Yeah, but we know who Uter's biological parents are. From Look Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner, they're demanding "closure" from Skinner as to the whereabouts of Uter.

"Jason Saslow" wrote in message news:[email]...

yeah, i thought about that last night, but i guess there would have to be some sort of shocking revealing moment at the beginning where we find out uter's parents aren't even german after all, or something stupid like that. like finding out principal skinner isn't seymour skinner. and then everything going back to normal at the end.

"zero.cool" spewed forth in news:iHNq8.4268$[email] on 03 Apr 2002:

It's the home planet of Kang and Kodos.

In article , Greg Bair wrote:

"The Simpsons are going to Alpha Centauri!"

[email] (Jack Of Spades) spewed forth in news:[email] on 02 Apr 2002:

The Indianapolis 500. They've been to the Super Bowl. They've been to a race before. Ned could go and get bummed out because it reminds him of Maude. Then again, I am biased :).