Favourite Simpsons lines

One of my favs has to be :

Homer : Sometimes I think we're the worst family in town.

Marge : Maybe we should move to a larger community.

:)

Huh, where do I begin?

Lines that make me puke laughing whenever I think of them, severely edited for brevity:

"Oo, floor pie."

"Mmmmm...open-face club sand wedge..."

"The southern hemisphere is made of everything below the equa..." (nerdal grin) "...this line."

"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."

"Is it St Swithin's day already?"

"Bart, Cart, Dart, E-art..."

"Chewy?" which is creepy coming from SLH

"This is Colonel Leslie 'Hap' Hapablap! Get movin or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a..." (Sideshow Bob winces in disdain) "...snot party."

they just showed this ep the other day, i had forgotten this line (delivery makes it hilarious) Homer: "In your FACE, Space Coyote!" Marge: "space coyote?" (almost inaudible)

also, in the anti-parents campaign commercial: "Hi, I'm Marge Simpson, and even I'm opposed to Families Come First. Now it's time to snort some coke of the blade of a knife!"

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"Achoo!" Dinosaurs drop dead by the hundreds. "THIS is gonna cost me."

"Hey, I'm on TV! Fart!"

"BOYDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?"

"Dental plan!" "Lisa needs braces." x 8

Note to Paul "Charts Fan" Hyett: This. Good. Thread.

Thanks.

"There's no emoticon for what I feel!"

"I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. There it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it"

1)

Bart:  Is there a doggie hell?
   Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there
weren't a hell.
   Bart:  Who's in there?
   Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his
name,
          um, Chester...
   Lisa:  [annoyed] Checkers.
   Homer: Yeah!  One of the Lassies is in there, too.  The mean one!
          The one that mauled Jimmy!

2)
 Marge: I found a way to stretch the food budget.
          Fried chicken night will now be organ meat night.
          Ham night will be Spam night.
          And pork chop night...
   Homer: [whining, fearing the worst] Oh...
   Marge: ... will now be chub night.
   Homer: Chub!?  I don't even know what that is!
   -- Neither do I, `

Once Upon A Time [email] wrote:

Some group that supports Public Television. I have no idea how they taste.

** Captain Infinity

"Very cheap pet foods, such as plastic-wrapped "chub" foods , and some canned cat foods which contain whole fish are often complementary" http://www.provet.co.uk/petfacts/healthtips/petfood.htm

"Missionary? But i don't even believe in Jeebus!"

"Someone just got his first taste of bloodlust!!"

The Moody Blues "Can the poems, it's ass-whupping time!"

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"A bee bit my bottom and now my bottom is big"

"I can't help but feel partly responsible"

[Marge] You've ruined a perfectly good jacket [Homer] Correction....TWO perfectly good jackets

"Someone stole my juice money"

"I must get back to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them"

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This is not so much my favorite line as one of my favorite moments. As Homer is loading the suitcases into the car at the end of "The secret war of Lisa Simpson" he looks warily at Bart and says "Now Bart [nervous laugh], did you make sure to return *all* the guns?"

"Dat's pian-O! Ah said pian-EE!"

(Lisa seeing biker scratching ass with Lisa's textbook) "Eeeeeeewwww...You keep it."

"Abortions for all." "Boooo!" "Very well, no abortions for anyone!" "Boooo!" "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!" "Yay!"

All of Treehouse of Horror V. Particularly the ümläüts.

On Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:04:37 +1000, Aidy wrote:

Marge (to Carl and Lenny): Oh, shut up you perverts.

Homer laying on the couch eating chips and watching TV. [Homer] Ahhh, thank god for lazy Saturdays... Marge walks into the room. [Marge] Homer, it's Wednesday, you gotta go to work! [Homer] <shrieking> Aahhhhh! Darts out of the house. Next scene. Homer laying on the couch eating chips and watching TV. [Homer] Ahhh, thank god for lazy Saturdays... and not like that other FAKE Saturday! ----------------- [Ralphie] Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.