LOL, I got an email from a real-life CBG!!

Jun 20, 2002, 4:37 PM ET10 posts by 6 posters
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That Guy

I work in tech support, and the following email came in, can't you just *hear* this in the CBG's voice? (Edited only to hise identity of any parties involved)

*** Begin CBG email *** THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!

I am trying to BUY the new [program] and canNOT because you won't accept

my LOGIN name and password!??? Are you people NUTS??

Then when I register AGAIN, you tell me MY EMAIL ADDRESS IS ALREADY IN USE!!?? HELLOOOO!!

IT'S ME STUPID!!

I BOUGHT [the previous version] FROM YOU BEFORE!

That's why you have my email address! All you have to do is double check

that it's me like all the other sites do when the same email tips them

that they've made a mistake in their record keeping of customers, and we

could proceed to a SALE! HELLOOOOO??? Isn't that what you're in

business for??

Nevermind, [the old version] is working fine for me. NO NEED TO DEAL WITH

THIS NONSENSE ANYMORE!

But tell me...if you all are smart enough to create [the program], how is that

you aren't smart enough to make a simple sale without getting in your own

way?

You should just GIVE me [the new version] in appreciation for me pointing out this

SERIOUS flaw in your online sales process before it costs you any more

sales DURING YOUR GRAND LAUNCH of your new headline product!

*** End CBG email***

The problem? He couldn't log in because he forgot his password. He had a good point about purring a password recovery link on the site, but in his email he could have just asked for a new password.

To send me email, remove the number from my email address.
R H MenzelThat Guy

Can you give him a new password and change it on him? I'm just wondering if you could drive him (or anyone) to mayhem, over the net.

-Bob

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DanaR H Menzel

That's funny stuff. Can you send him a new password and charge him for using e-mail support? And of course, finish the statement by thanking him for becoming a "new" customer.

Dana

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That GuyDana

But don't you think he might get annoyed? ;-)

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R H MenzelDana

If "That Guy" plays his cards right, he may just be able to drive real-life CBG to suicide. How funny would it be if on the evening news we hear about a guy, found with his head in an oven, and a diskette taped to his back (the only message reading "No Funeral").

TRAGIC!! I meant tragic. This wouldn't be funny, at all!

Nosirree!

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Jason SaslowR H Menzel

See, this is what I would have done. Either that or told him that you have shipped the new version AND the old version to him, charged him for both and added like a $25.00 handling fee too...

Please note: You can contact me directly by sending e-mail to [email], but you must put "[alt-tv-simpsons]" in the subject line or it will automatically be deleted.
Dawn C.R H Menzel

You can begin the email:

Dear quote-unquote sir...

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That GuyR H Menzel

Heh heh. Sometimes I think I'd like to try that...

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SuperdudeR H Menzel

Here is your password, BUT FIRST, you must answer these questions three.

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R H MenzelThat Guy

Hey! Every time he gets REALLY pissed, just tell him a wizard is responsible!!!

-Bob

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