SMITHERS IS GAY?!!!!!

Sep 3, 2001, 2:46 AM ET9 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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Mckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

I had no clue! for you see...

For the past ten years, I've been living on mars In a cave with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.

-Mckoolio

Alex CainMckoolioalt.tv.simpsons

Wasn't that painful? I'd think after awhile you would go blind and your muscles would atrophy.

On Mon, 3 Sep 2001, Mckoolio wrote:

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I don't know about you, but this gave me an instant urge to sing:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do!  We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
              ^^^^^^^^
We do!  We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg - a star?
We do!  We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do!
WE DOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/ Kristian

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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

Isn't it "kingfish"? (I'm probably wrong)

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |

On Mon, 3 Sep 2001, The Rack wrote:

-Uh, excuse me, Professor Brainiac, but I sang that song day in and day out for ten years, and, uh, I think I know how the song goes.

/ Kristian a.k.a. 1F02 holds the key!

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Yes, it's CAVEfish.

Incidentally, Kristian, your referencing skills are way too adept, with the quoting and the pointing and the hey, hey, it hurts me.

On 4 Sep 2001, Katijaikat wrote:

Katijaikat, I'm feeling a lot of shame right now.

/ Kristian

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"Kristian Ronge" wrote in message news:[email]...

the

And she _hears_ that you're feeling a lot of shame.

And now, back to the wall. -The inflammable Chadderack Look! Velveeta� sticks to the ceiling. >>| So long, Snuhperman! |

On Tue, 4 Sep 2001, The Rack wrote:

And I feel that she hears my shame.

/ Kristian

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