The most obvious question I've never seen asked in here

Dec 24, 2002, 9:27 PM ET14 posts by 10 posters
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Chris®

If Santa's Little Helper is supposed to be a greyhound, why is he brown? All racing greyhounds are some shade of grey.

If you attempt to seriously answer this, you must be Canadian.

Merry Christmas everyone!

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

DonBChris®

A town full of jaundice-tinged people (and a couple of blue ones) and you worry about a brown dog? Eh?

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YamaDonB

Blue people? You mean blue-haired ones. Well, they're Charon.

DonB wrote:

BigBlueChris®

On Tue, 24 Dec 2002 21:27:56 -0500 (EST), [email] (Chris®) wrote:

Wizard

DweebChris®

[email] (Chris�) wrote in news:2817-3E0917AC-568@storefull- 2236.public.lawson.webtv.net:

I know several ex-racers. There's one who's white with black spots, and know another who's kind of khaki-colored. I know it seems hard to believe but I think she really has about 10 different tiny spotted colors that average out to Khaki. I know another who's close to pitch black, but that I suppose is a shade of grey. I must admit I've never seen one the color of SLH.

BTW Greyhounds are the generally the nicest of all dog breeds. Get one.

Chris®Dweeb

I wish. I live in an apartment and I couldn't properly care for a dog that size and with that need for outdoor excercize.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

the other peopleDweeb

On 25 Dec 2002 12:13:50 GMT, Dweeb

And dogs are a nicer species with than people, so there's another good reason to get one - of course, it kind of sucks if you're the dog, but at least you get fed - even if it is dog food.

That Guythe other people

"the other people" wrote in message news:[email]...

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brown?

I

reason to get one -

Dogs may be nicer than people but they are terrible at giving BJs.

JamieThat Guy

believe

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So, you're a cat man, eh?

That GuyJamie

"Jamie" wrote in message news:aug3f8$i75$[email]...

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one.

  :-)
whippythewitThat Guy

(licks index finger and points it at pet cat's bum)

That Guy wrote in message news:IoMO9.35$[email]...

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Chris®whippythewit

Ass. It's pronounced aa-aa-ss.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me" - Abraham Simpson

KatijaikatDweeb

And if you want to get one, look for a shelter that takes in retired racers and adopt there.

whippythewitChris®

here goes the americans again....

blue man group.... total rip off of the smurfs.... and the smurfs ....

side note.... you guys know adagio for strings in "platoon?" i think it was written specifically for that movie.... how many times have you heard it somewhere else?

oh yes, back to the americans..... i just wanted to say happy holidays to whoever it was that made the brilliant decision to hep your pilots up on goofballs. Thats the second time you bombed us.

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