In the Garbage man episode Krusty brings out a box of "used up porno". Now I'm 17 and I think I now just about everything about sex, but for the life of me I can't think by what process does porn, normally printed on paper, become "used up", particularly in such quantities that would fill an entire box. How the hell does porn become used up. Thank you.
Joke explanation - Krusty
Nov 9, 2002, 12:25 AM ET22 posts by 13 posters
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I can think of two reasons...one is that someone is really getting into it, with a medium such as magazines, the pages tend to get...stuck together, so to speak. The other is that the consumer of the porn might only get stimulated by constantly new stuff, so the same old pictures won't "do it" for him anymore. (Or it could be both.)
iggy17ren wrote:
"Matt Garvey" wrote in message news:[email]...
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*L*,....
It's a subtle joke in regards to the average guys "porno stash" of dirty mags that really boring after only a few viewings. I mean, come on, it's PORN. you see it once, you seen it a milllion times,...
Old used up Porn,.. hee hee,... Good bit.
Actually, I don't think they there has been a bad porn joke on the Simpsons yet. "... I was buying pornography....", ".. you are making all the bachelors to nervous to make their pornogprahic magazine purchases..."
and so forth,...
Jason H�hn � wrote in message news:Z_3z9.726144$[email]...
Simpsons
Krusty (wearing a trenchcoat) walking out of the "99c Porn Store"!
On Sat, 9 Nov 2002 15:47:30 -0800, "R H Menzel" wrote:
I like the title, "American Breast Enthusiast".
"Alan Hamilton" wrote in message news:aqjtud$ap9gj$[email]...
Apu: Oh, by the way, here is your new issue of 'Gigantic Asses.'
-B.
["Brian"; Sat, 09 Nov 2002 22:36:43 GMT]
I'm working on a program that will deliver computer porn one million times faster.
"Who would need that much porno?"
"JD44-C84X" <jd44-c84x> wrote in message news:[email]...
"David McCleary" wrote in message news:pPnz9.482609$[email]...
"We searched the entire base and all we found was PORNO, PORNO, PORNO!"
(Krusty): "Now THIS is my kind of meeting!"
"After we finish this report we can go through Bill Clinton's porno stash."
"Jeff Evans" wrote in message news:IsBz9.14200$[email]...
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Matt Garvey wrote in message news:[email]...
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anymore.
I have an extensive comic book collection that goes way back to when I was a little kid, including a LARGE Simpsons comic collection. I have never experienced trouble with pages sticking together, certainly not enough anyway to fill an entire box. Or perhaps this is part of the joke that he fills up an entire box? I just don't get it.
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You masturbate to Simpsons Comics?
"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:qjeA9.118$[email]...
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Thats right...I said it...
"David McCleary" wrote in message news:UVfA9.3474$[email]...
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David McCleary wrote in message news:UVfA9.3474$[email]...
I do NOT recall mentioning that, what the hell's wrong with you?
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Well thats the only reason the pages would get stuck together...So mentioning that the pages of your simpsons comics aren't stuck together even though you've been "using" them for a while gets one to wondering...
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I never said that I use them. Please read my message. The ONLY VERB that I use that has the books as a direct object is "to have". "To have" does not correspond with "to masturbate to".
So simply for purposes of clarification I now state that I originally intended to say that I READ the comic books.
I didn't imply that you said use...nevermind...the important thing is that we have exposed your sick simpsons fetish...
"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:YCiA9.9000$[email]...
"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:9%0z9.1857$[email]...
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You're not old enough to have used up any porn yet.
Sure ya do. :)
It was a funny gag.
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It gets boring looking at the same thing all the time. The novelty wears off and the arousal lessens after you've viewed the same stuff enough times. The best bet is to stick to the real thing.
It just sounds funny is all...used up porno...leaves it to the imagination...
"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:9%0z9.1857$[email]...
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Now, this isn't an answer to your query, but rather a surprised observation. You are the first little boy I have encountered that knows "just about everything about sex,". Outstanding.
"iggy17ren" wrote in message news:9%0z9.1857$[email]...
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Indirect porn joke:
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