A Question.

Dec 30, 2003, 2:56 PM ET12 posts by 9 postersalt.tv.simpsons
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BLKSUPERMNalt.tv.simpsons

Does anyone have the address for the Prussian consulate in Siam? I need to meet the 4:00 pm autogyro in order to send a Joe Dimaggio baseball card. Apparently the are letting "ethics" into the Major Leagues. :)

BLKSUPERMN wrote:

"You there, fill it up with petroleum distolate, and revulcanize my tyres, post haste!"

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In alt.tv.simpsons, on the "A Question." thread, BLKSUPERMN wrote:

This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or "autogyro".

Benjamin Robinson [email] This message may or may not contain sarcastic content; your burden to decide "Save the SUVs" -- bumper sticker

I was making fun of Homer Simpson's boss at the nuclear power plant; Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is one of the oldest men on earth. Prussia is now Germany, Siam is now Thailand, and the autogyro is the ancestor of the helicopter. "Ethics" is a term from the early 20th century describing immigrants to America from Ireland, Italy and eastern Europe. Mr. Burns is so old he doesn't know the modern terms. He makes lots of other out-dated statements that show how old he really is. Whenever he does this I cannot stop laughing. Fans of the Simpsons tv show get the joke.

Blue RajaBLKSUPERMNalt.tv.simpsons

"BLKSUPERMN" wrote in message news:[email]...

"autogyro".

Burns.

is

Umm, Benjamin's reply is the reply given to Burns by the Squeeky Voiced Teen.

Ireland,

No, "ethics" is a noun meaning a set of professional moral standards. You mean "ethnics" (cf http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115951/). I suspect you need more practice working your computer machine.

The Blue Raja
Yarn SpinnerBlue Rajaalt.tv.simpsons

Hey, you guys know quotes from that TV show! Somebody ought to write a book.

Jesse McCann, freelance writer *What I'm writing now: SIMPSONS EPISODE GUIDE #4 (seasons 13 and 14) <A href="http://hometown.aol.com/jleon2001/myhomepage/index.html">Passion
Dr MusicYarn Spinneralt.tv.simpsons

"Yarn Spinner" wrote in message news:[email]...

book.

In fact, someone should write THREE books, several years apart, then re-sell the same books to die-hard fans by boxing them together!

Yours truly, Some bozo http://fingerlickingood.0catch.com

"BLKSUPERMN" wrote in message news:[email]...

Burns.

is

is a

Ireland,

really

show

HAHAHA. Man, you missed the joke he made, didn't you.

AboBLKSUPERMNalt.tv.simpsons

BLKSUPERMN raved thus:

Reach in the glove box and pass me my brain medicine.

Abo

How come you don't see mouse flavoured cat food?