Which number is greater?

Jul 11, 2002, 6:13 PM ET16 posts by 5 posters
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R H Menzel

Which number is greater?

The number of biblical scholars trying to prove Creationism

...or

The number of idiots trying to give the Simpsons' Springfield a specific location

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No, that's it!

Peter SmythR H Menzel

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:[email]...

It's just an interesting question which a lot of people ask - they try to look for 'clues'. I'm not really interested in it because it's obvious that there's no answer. But don't be surprised if, in the last ever episode, the 'location' of Springfield is revealed.

There's no need to get so worked up about it. I mean, this is a Simpson's ng - so if it's discussed anywhere, it's going to be here.

Ciao Peter

P.S. Surely those trying to 'prove' Creationism are far more idiotic (or, at least, misguided) than those trying to find the location of Springfield?

"The Right Hon. was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'When!'" Bertie Wooster, 'Very Good, Jeeves'
R H MenzelPeter Smyth

Peter Smyth wrote in message news:agkvtt$h6p$[email]...

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Hope springs eternal, eh?

No need to get worked up about trying to find out the location of something that doesn't exist, either. I just like to point out stupidity.

I mean, this is a Simpson's

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How so? There is far more serious documentation on creationism. The documentation on the location of Springfield is meant to be misleading and amusing.

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Peter SmythR H Menzel

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:[email]...

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It'll probably end up being some throwaway gag - like Springfield is in Alaska, or something.

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I was being a little dry (my brilliant humour is wasted on you people!!!), the 'search for Springfield is obviously sillier; but I speak as an atheist - so I happen to find Creationism ludicrous.

Ciao Peter

"It was as if Nature had intended to make a gorilla, and had changed its mind at the last moment." Bertie Wooster, 'The Code of the Woosters'
R H MenzelPeter Smyth

Peter Smyth wrote in message news:agn762$fhr$[email]...

episode,

Springfield?

and

Sorry we missed your brilliant humour. In America, we're used to humour being witty and funny.

-Bob

Chris®R H Menzel

Each endeavor is equally pointless.

R H MenzelChris®

Yes, but answer the question!

-Bob

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Chris®R H Menzel

What's a question? I just came in here to read the complimentary FAQ.

R H MenzelChris®

Chris� wrote in message news:[email]...

So...how much are these complimentary FAQs?

R H MenzelChris®

Chris� wrote in message news:[email]...

Then...where can I buy these complimentary FAQs?

dnbR H Menzel

And don't quote the entire preceding post when replying.

"R H Menzel" wrote in message news:[email]...

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top posting rules

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Chris®dnb

OK

R H MenzelChris®

Now I feel bad.

Oh, what the Hell! Go ahead and top post. Who's it hurting!

-Bob

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R H Menzeldnb

What are you talking about?

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